Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

pirate · Jul 2, 2020

I'm sure, somewhere...

telectrix · Jul 2, 2020

stringing up a pirate at the yardarm would be my last wish.

pirate · Jul 2, 2020

You are out of luck there, Tel...I keep my yardarm fixed flat to the deck...
no-one can string me up on it, and...
the sun's always over it!

telectrix · Jul 2, 2020

have to make you walk the plank in diane abbott infested waters then.

pirate · Jul 2, 2020

Oh no! PLEASE! not that! Please! Anything else is fine, but not THAT, I BEG you!
Sharks I can handle...

Mike Johnson · Jul 2, 2020

Why is there a difference between the two options.

pirate · Jul 3, 2020

One is fat and ugly and death would be long and lingering and painful...

the other is a shark

Baddegg · Jul 3, 2020

telectrix said:
have to make you walk the plank in diane abbott infested waters then.

I’ll take the yardarm...

telectrix · Jul 17, 2020

one day we'll all lok like this:

telectrix · Jul 18, 2020

sums up american intelligence.

pirate · Jul 18, 2020

first time I've seen the words "American" and "intelligence" in the same sentence...
before anyone says it, it's a phrase, not a sentence, ok?

littlespark · Jul 18, 2020

It kind of loses the joke when the U.K. had the same sort of mass gatherings in Liverpool for the football and London for BLM demonstrations.

the only reason trump decided to wear a mask last week was because someone said he looked like the Lone Ranger.
For someone that obviously protects his eyes when he’s on the sunbed, you think he would be safety conscious in other areas

Mike Johnson · Jul 18, 2020

Let's hope he isn't and wont be able to procreate anymore.

OnlQQker · Jul 20, 2020

Here Comes The Signs...

OnlQQker · Jul 26, 2020

I'm impressed by the extra effort Lidl's staff have been putting in to be helpful during the pandemic.

Some of them have even started to learn English.