Scouser and Proud of It
as title. this morning. one of these fancy crystal bauble things. about 36 danglies to hang on the bloody thing. impossible to thread them on once it's up, so put them all on, then had all the weight of it to wire up. instead of a centre fixing to the ceiling bracket, it had to have 4 pins, on sliding slots. tighten them up and the holes won't line up. leave 'em slack and can't tighten the nuts. finally gets it up only to find that all the lights on the circuit don't work. down it comes to find one of the neutral terminations has snapped off due to struggling to get the bloody thing mounted. finally fixed after much swearing. the only good bit is customer wants me to quote for replacing rewireable CU.