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Pete999

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Looking for some door handles right, as you will wondered down the lectric Aisle, Bloke and his Wife looking at Batten holders, being the kind sort of bloke I am, the bloke asked me if I was an electrician, yes I said do you want any help, yes please Mrs said, FTO said Mr so I did, what a twerp.
 
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He maybe thought you was chatting up his missus


What you doing buying door handles? Get a joiner in and get it done properly :p
Dumb, If I can't fit a door handler, then giving upwould be a better choice:tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:
 

telectrix

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so pete, you were seeking door handles and found a knob.
 

littlespark

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I’m sure the gentleman would rather use b&q’s “How to” leaflets than the advice of an actual electrician. Only 2 cables, right? Just cut off the bare one... not needed
 

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There be a post in the DIY section from Mr Twerp I'm not an electrician but getting one in but would like to know how he will connect it just so I know what he is going to do.
 

Bob Geldoff1234

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Looking for some door handles right, as you will wondered down the lectric Aisle, Bloke and his Wife looking at Batten holders, being the kind sort of bloke I am, the bloke asked me if I was an electrician, yes I said do you want any help, yes please Mrs said, FTO said Mr so I did, what a twerp.
Your posts are getting more and more like Buzz's.:pWhat's FTO mean?
 
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He maybe thought you was chatting up his missus


What you doing buying door handles? Get a joiner in and get it done properly :p
Not a chance, not a looker, at any stretch of the imagination, thought She was going to bite me. No not in that way Spoon.
 

Spoon

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Not a chance, not a looker, at any stretch of the imagination, thought She was going to bite me. No not in that way Spoon.
My mind is a pure as the driven snow.... I don't know what you mean..
 

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Just had an image pop up in my head of Pete999 walking in to B+Q with his tool belt on festooned in Knipex and Weha tools a bit like Clint Eastwood entering a saloon and "meaning" business...........

I bet he dragged the woman off to the petrol lawnmower section to show her the "quick start mowers"...........
 

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