B&Q this morning OK

[Pete999]

Looking for some door handles right, as you will wondered down the lectric Aisle, Bloke and his Wife looking at Batten holders, being the kind sort of bloke I am, the bloke asked me if I was an electrician, yes I said do you want any help, yes please Mrs said, FTO said Mr so I did, what a twerp.

 

[littlespark]

He maybe thought you was chatting up his missus


What you doing buying door handles? Get a joiner in and get it done properly

 

[telectrix]

pete, when will you learn.... you can't educate pork.

 

[Pete999]

He maybe thought you was chatting up his missus


What you doing buying door handles? Get a joiner in and get it done properly

Dumb, If I can't fit a door handler, then giving upwould be a better choice

 

[telectrix]

so pete, you were seeking door handles and found a knob.

 

[littlespark]

I’m sure the gentleman would rather use b&q’s “How to” leaflets than the advice of an actual electrician. Only 2 cables, right? Just cut off the bare one... not needed

 

[Toneyz]

There be a post in the DIY section from Mr Twerp I'm not an electrician but getting one in but would like to know how he will connect it just so I know what he is going to do.

 

[Bob Geldoff1234]

Looking for some door handles right, as you will wondered down the lectric Aisle, Bloke and his Wife looking at Batten holders, being the kind sort of bloke I am, the bloke asked me if I was an electrician, yes I said do you want any help, yes please Mrs said, FTO said Mr so I did, what a twerp.

Your posts are getting more and more like Buzz's.What's FTO mean?

 

[Pete999]

Your posts are getting more and more like Buzz's.What's FTO mean?

Fox Trot Oscar use your imagination Mate Maybe FTFO will help???????????

 

[Pete999]

Your posts are getting more and more like Buzz's.What's FTO mean?

Foxtrot Oscar emphasis on FO, not Foreign Office either, see Abdul the Taxidermist.

 

[Pete999]

He maybe thought you was chatting up his missus


What you doing buying door handles? Get a joiner in and get it done properly

Not a chance, not a looker, at any stretch of the imagination, thought She was going to bite me. No not in that way Spoon.

 

[Spoon]

Not a chance, not a looker, at any stretch of the imagination, thought She was going to bite me. No not in that way Spoon.

My mind is a pure as the driven snow.... I don't know what you mean..

 

[Pete999]

My mind is a pure as the driven snow.... I don't know what you mean..

Cripes did you see that Pig just then?

 

[Squid]

Just had an image pop up in my head of Pete999 walking in to B+Q with his tool belt on festooned in Knipex and Weha tools a bit like Clint Eastwood entering a saloon and "meaning" business...........

I bet he dragged the woman off to the petrol lawnmower section to show her the "quick start mowers"...........

 

[Squid]

He maybe thought you was chatting up his missus


What you doing buying door handles? Get a joiner in and get it done properly

He was looking for four candles.......

 

[Pete999]

Div