car break in

[Mac]

Had my car broke into in the early hours.Nothing taken luckily.Chased them off before they could have a good rummage around.Got the number plate and model of car and gave it to the police.They came round but have yet to catch the culprits.Now i wonder why people have lost faith in the police.What more do they want,me to track them down as well

 

[Dave]

Any damage done Mac..?...string the buggers up i say..

 

[sparkswillfly]

dont protest at g20 summit what ever you do

 

[Spudnik]

...string the buggers up i say..

Im afraid we are no longer permitted to do that now as we have the human rights issue..

 

[Mac]

Any damage done Mac..?...string the buggers up i say..

Done the drivers window,scum bags

 

[Mr Mark Sparks]

sorry to here about that mac
even a gooner doesnt deserve that
cheers mark (spurs)

 

[Mac]

sorry to here about that mac
even a gooner doesnt deserve that
cheers mark (spurs)

Cheers mate

 

[scotsparky]

We call those people Non Educated Delinquents NEDS up here. to spot them here are some tracking tips.

1 They gather in small heards under street lights on in parks.
2 All wear the same style of clothing thats too big and there trousers falling down
3 Basball caps are worn backwards or to the side.
4 walk like there testicles are swollen with there arm swaying.
5 Unable to form a sentance without the words Man,But,Youknowwhatimean ( its sounds like one word when spoken)
6 Drinking habits are whatever alcohol they can get from local shop and its not quality its quantity.
7 diet includes Chicken twizlers,Anything fried, No fresh food only plastic wrapped and they well run at the sight of fruit and veg.

Hope this helps with ID the culprits.

P.S in an attempt to avoid capture there is regional name changes such as Chavs, and some i am not allowed to type here.

 

[Mac]

We call those people Non Educated Delinquents NEDS up here. to spot them here are some tracking tips.

1 They gather in small heards under street lights on in parks.
2 All wear the same style of clothing thats too big and there trousers falling down
3 Basball caps are worn backwards or to the side.
4 walk like there testicles are swollen with there arm swaying.
5 Unable to form a sentance without the words Man,But,Youknowwhatimean ( its sounds like one word when spoken)
6 Drinking habits are whatever alcohol they can get from local shop and its not quality its quantity.
7 diet includes Chicken twizlers,Anything fried, No fresh food only plastic wrapped and they well run at the sight of fruit and veg.

Hope this helps with ID the culprits.

P.S in an attempt to avoid capture there is regional name changes such as Chavs, and some i am not allowed to type here.

Sounds about right,down here they are called ******* *******.I'm 40 and what they need is a good sharp shock,corporal punishment should be brought back into schools,didn't do me any harm

 

[scotsparky]

well if they bring back corpral punishment i am going to school to be naughty. Elegant (female)schoolteacher in a tight black dress can spank me anytime or even whip or cane me i like that thing

 

[Mac]

well if they bring back corpral punishment i am going to school to be naughty. Elegant (female)schoolteacher in a tight black dress can spank me anytime or even whip or cane me i like that thing

That does sound inviting,i went to a catholic school and a lot of the teachers were irish and hard as nails.Back then you respected your elders,not like today

 

[scotsparky]

True but modern times say that the child must come first. If a child says something against an adult then they are belived before the adult and they know it. that is why there is no teachers,youth group leaders around too risky.

Bring back the Birch and leg irons as well as national service and hanging

 

[Spudnik]

Watch the language please chaps

 

[scotsparky]

so sorry dear fellow!

 

[Guest123]

Sorry to hear that mate.

 

[acat]

These days the police expect you to arrest them yourself its much easier to prosecute you for infringing the human rights of the poor little dears????????????????????

Chris

 

[Mac]

If you lived in America you could shoot them.This country has gone to pot.What about the king protecting his castle,family and possessions.

 

[scotsparky]

You really are showing your age now Mac! Even i dont remember that far back

 

[Mac]

You really are showing your age now Mac! Even i dont remember that far back

I know,feel like it sometimes.I take it your a youngster then,if you can't remember that far back

 

[scotsparky]

36 mate still a nipper