Friday 13th just got me good

[wade88]

Well i never believed in such a load of nonsense usually, but i just got spanked by the supersticious gimic that is today!

Spent a good hour swearing, scraping my knuckles, sweating, kneeling on sharp objects, spider webs in the face, dust up my nose, gear oil in my eye/hair, fighting with a contactor re-wiring it back onto a machine into the smallest space imaginable where having hands like a 4 year old would have been very useful! Only to finish, stand up feeling a little stressed out but pleased all the same i had finished and could go and make a well deserved brew, when i lifted the machine in question (weighing in at about 350 kgs) with the pallet truck, when it just toppled sideways off the pallet, into a bent and crumpled heap on the floor, never to work again....um.....whoopsie.:nonod:

If anyone dares like this thread after the misfortune i just suffered, i hope you crap yourself...or something unpleasent along those lines.

 

[Knobhead]

Just been to the bog so I’m safe.

 

[JD6400]

I thought i would go for double trouble !

 

[wade88]

Then i hope you get crapped upon the pair o'yer!

And whose side are you on specialist, encouraging these hooligans to abuse me

 

[telectrix]

would that machine then be what's known as an unbalanced load?

 

[Rockingit]

It's all right mate - I took the day off today as missus 40th, I just got crapped on for my troubles as well!!!!!

 

[wade88]

Crapped on by the missus? Mate i wouldnt endorse weird birthday wishes like that i would have just bought her some earrings...

 

[wade88]

And yes telectrix, it would apper that was indeed the case!

 

[Knobhead]

Obviously it didn’t equal √((A²+B²+C²)-((A*B)+(A*C)+(B*C)))

 

[Rockingit]

Crapped on by the missus? Mate i wouldnt endorse weird birthday wishes like that i would have just bought her some earrings...

With hindsight, so should I!!!

 

[Specialist]

Then i hope you get crapped upon the pair o'yer!

And whose side are you on specialist, encouraging these hooligans to abuse me

Sorry Wade, but they're leading me Astray:tounge_smile:. Now where did I put my Halo :wings:

 

[telectrix]

just be thankful that your toes weren't under it.

 

[wade88]

Thanks telectrix....the first sign of vague care for me during this terrible hour, albeit probably said in a semi-sarcastic fashion. ill take it as read haha.

your halo specialist can probably be found hooked around the flying pigs right wing as it swooped down above you when busy typing abuse at me on your pc. cheeky sod.

Anyway lads, i must be off, its definitely beer o'clock. have a good weekend lads...hope yours improves Rockingit....women eh...

 

[telectrix]

Thanks telectrix....the first sign of vague care for me during this terrible hour, albeit probably said in a semi-sarcastic fashion. ill take it as read haha.

just the thought of you in a hospital bed with plastered leg hooked up just like a scene from Carry on Matron. doesn't bear thinking about.
:mickey:

 

[Specialist]

We do care Really Wade, But we're blokes & don't want to look soft. lol
Have a good weekend mate:seeya:.