Go on admit white van owners, you watching the Royal Wedding?

[Squid]

or have your wives told you that you have to?

 

[Leesparkykent]

No...not interested in the slightest. Are you one of the people camping out?

 

[Zdb]

FA cup final!

 

[telectrix]

don'tmention royal weddings. years ago the x taped andrew's and thingies wedding on vhs. over my tape of return of the pink panther. this was reason for divorce.

 

[Octopus]

I've got a blue van and no I won't

Good luck to them - not sure I'd want a billion or so people watching my big day........

 

[Squid]

No...not interested in the slightest. Are you one of the people camping out?

Doesn't bother me tone honest if my Mum was still alive she would be glued to the TV.

My girlfriend though is a freelancer at the designers who made the engagement and wedding dress though, the free advertising must be worth about £1M

 

[Squid]

I think its been cancelled.......

Royal Wedding CANCELLED after Meghan Markle deported by accident - http://southendnewsnetwork.net/news/royal-wedding-cancelled-after-meghan-markle-deported-by-accident/

 

[Octopus]

My girlfriend though is a freelancer at the designers who made the engagement and wedding dress though, the free advertising must be worth about £1M

The "exposure" the UK will get tomorrow across the world couldn't be bought ...............

 

[Andy78]

I've a perfect excuse not to due to a recent turn of events.
The baby daughter has started crawling this week so suddenly the cables trailing up to the chimney breast mounted TV need routing up out the way. Like I have been meaning to get round to for a while now. This means the TV has to come off the wall for the day. No other option

 

[Andy78]

I'm not totally down on the wedding though, I have purchased some souvenir merchandise.

 

[Squid]

I've a perfect excuse not to due to a recent turn of events.
The baby daughter has started crawling this week so suddenly the cables trailing up to the chimney breast mounted TV need routing up out the way. Like I have been meaning to get round to for a while now. This means the TV has to come off the wall for the day. No other option

Post a photo up of the black eye when your missus thumps you lol.

 

[telectrix]

I've a perfect excuse not to due to a recent turn of events.
The baby daughter has started crawling this week so suddenly the cables trailing up to the chimney breast mounted TV need routing up out the way. Like I have been meaning to get round to for a while now. This means the TV has to come off the wall for the day. No other option

tip. before re hanging the TV, switch it on. then you got a better chance of fixing it right way up.

 

[Squid]

tip. before re hanging the TV, switch it on. then you got a better chance of fixing it right way up.

Will be tough with 2 broken arms,

 

[buzzlightyear]

I will be kissing the TV ,when she walks down the isle on her own .and shouting your loss ,and carrot head gain.

 

[Midwest]

Are you one of the people camping out?

I thought SWD was straight?

 

[buzzlightyear]

I thought SWD was straight?

next thing you know he cruising has well!

 

[Midwest]

My girlfriend though is a freelancer at the designers who made the engagement and wedding dress though, the free advertising must be worth about £1M

Thats nothing. I've paid for the church service, the finger buffet (couldn't afford sit down), bunch of guys on horses, bunch of guys to keep on eye on things (you know what I mean ), and their Honeymoon trip; I can reveal here officially, its Skegness.

 

[Spoon]

and their Honeymoon trip; I can reveal here officially, its Skegness.

I got reliably informed that it is going to be Wigan Pier.

 

[Midwest]

I got reliably informed that it is going to be Wigan Pier.

Don't be ridiculous, Harold wouldn't be seen dead in Wigan. Not that he would know where that is.

 

[elsparko]

meghan is too fat to be a princess