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crowhurst1919
HELLO ALL .
well ive decided to go self employed. got the van , got the tools , got the expareance . all i need now is the part p and i'm away .so off i go to give a price to a bloke who wants a new c .u . i'll do this and test it , pay the building controll chappie, ( out of my own pocket)
and ill give the bloke a price so cheap he bite my arm off.then tell the n i c to visit, sorted.
me: -----good morning ,electrician.
bloke: --alright mush. i needs a new fuse box how much:
me : ----no problem sir, just take a quick look.
bloke :- its down there on the floor. in that cupboard mate .
me :---- ok ill just lay down on the floor to have a closer look.
i first look at the board and inside i find two 6mm bonding conductors.and after getting back on my feet , get rid of all the dog hairs that have stuck to my jeans.
me :--- can you tell me where the gas meter is .
bloke : what for .
me :-- i need to check that its bonded
bloke- ah !
bloke -its in the kitchen cupboard
me--- right ill just have to move all these shoes, and the hover , and the dogs towel
me--- thats ok ,its there [ 6mm]
me----- just got to look under the sink
bloke --yeh right how much
me----- well both the gas and water need re-bonding in 10mm and all the pipes in the bathroom becouse even through thay've been all right for the last 30 years, the iee , nic
and all other the pen pushing lard arses that think being a spark is a peice of cake say that unless i do it i cant issue a certificate and thats what i need to do to get the part p.
so we can rip up your new stone floor ,lift all th bedroom carpet or slap mini-trunking all over your gaff any way its going to cost.
bloke ---i ant paying for that i'll get a fuse board from B&Q and do it me-self now
*#*~# off .
well ive decided to go self employed. got the van , got the tools , got the expareance . all i need now is the part p and i'm away .so off i go to give a price to a bloke who wants a new c .u . i'll do this and test it , pay the building controll chappie, ( out of my own pocket)
and ill give the bloke a price so cheap he bite my arm off.then tell the n i c to visit, sorted.
me: -----good morning ,electrician.
bloke: --alright mush. i needs a new fuse box how much:
me : ----no problem sir, just take a quick look.
bloke :- its down there on the floor. in that cupboard mate .
me :---- ok ill just lay down on the floor to have a closer look.
i first look at the board and inside i find two 6mm bonding conductors.and after getting back on my feet , get rid of all the dog hairs that have stuck to my jeans.
me :--- can you tell me where the gas meter is .
bloke : what for .
me :-- i need to check that its bonded
bloke- ah !
bloke -its in the kitchen cupboard
me--- right ill just have to move all these shoes, and the hover , and the dogs towel
me--- thats ok ,its there [ 6mm]
me----- just got to look under the sink
bloke --yeh right how much
me----- well both the gas and water need re-bonding in 10mm and all the pipes in the bathroom becouse even through thay've been all right for the last 30 years, the iee , nic
and all other the pen pushing lard arses that think being a spark is a peice of cake say that unless i do it i cant issue a certificate and thats what i need to do to get the part p.
so we can rip up your new stone floor ,lift all th bedroom carpet or slap mini-trunking all over your gaff any way its going to cost.
bloke ---i ant paying for that i'll get a fuse board from B&Q and do it me-self now
*#*~# off .
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