good advice

[wayne]

over the years i've been given good and bad advice anyone got some unual pieces of wisdom ?
heres three for starters;
.cut away from the body
.measure twice cut once
.never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your todger

 

[LukeScotty]

don't eat yellow snow, only joking. When I used to work in the kitchen, never go to the toilet after chopping chilli's

- Do the job like it was your own home
- Take time, do it right first time

 

[Bane]

"never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your todger"

Bwahaha

Love it!

 

[Mutts]

Never let your mum cut your hair.

 

[wayne]

bane- whats bwahaha?

 

[Cirrus]

I think it's a kind of Dr. Evil laugh - like Muhahahaha

 

[Bane]

What cirrus said.

 

[wayne]

either of you got any advice for the unwise

 

[Cirrus]

Erm - do not iron clothes whilst on body!

 

[Grae79]

advice for the unwise....hmmmm....stay away from: sharp objects, anything hot or frozen, electricity, weapons (nuke's are ok, look who's in charge of the USA's FFS!), acid, gases (methane's ok in small quantities), wild animals (especially geese), vehicles, people with a mad look in their eyes, in fact, just stay right there! or you could move to the US, would fit right in.

 

[Bane]

Don't drink and drive???

People tell the truth when drunk.

Good manners cost nothing but go a long way.

It takes a long time to build a reputation but only a second to lose it.

And the most important one is...

Bane's right, your wrong.

 

[Cirrus]

ya reckon Bane?

 

[Grae79]

must be pretty cool.....now there's only the Pope and Bane who're infallible!!

 

[Bane]

Good to see your learning Grae

And cirrus?

I know.

 

[wayne]

today i learnt doing the wrong thing is the right thing
apperently it creates overtime putting it right

 

[LukeScotty]

when doing exams : RTFQ

Read the F**King Question!!

Keep that in mind when you next sit an exam, the amount of people who answer stuff wrong because of this is unbelievable