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Nigel

Let’s try and lighten the mood a bit. Please add your favourite quotes.

Must add whom orginally said it.

“Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosy does not try it on as a hat”

Billy Connolly.
 

SJD

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“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

Oscar Wilde again.
 

Rob

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein
 

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Jack Nicholson/The Joker in Batman
Never rub another mans rhubarb :D
Does that count?
 

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"I will find you and I will kill" you Liam whats his face
 

Baddegg

Still simmering Ken, not boiled yet buddy x
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The trouble with the world is the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence

Charles bukowski
 

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"your average american is pretty stupid, just remember 50% are more stupid still"

Bill Ritter, an old Texan friend.
 

Baddegg

Still simmering Ken, not boiled yet buddy x
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The more time I spend with people the more I like my dog
Mark Twain
 

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I serve 3 types of meal..... frozen, microwave, and takeaway.

Mrs . Tel. last night when I asked what was for dinner.
 

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‘To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.’
Lady Bracknell - The importance of being Ernest.
 

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“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
-Marilyn Monroe
 

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“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”


“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Mark Twain,

I Like Mark Twain:)
 

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Old age is a lonely island surrounded by the waters of death.

Me
 

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The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bulls**t reason as to why you can’t achieve it.

Jordan Belfort....wolf of Wall Street lol :D
 

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Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. It'll just knock over all the pieces, **** on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway.
The version of this I was schooled in -
Never wrestle with a pig, you get covered in sh1te and the pig enjoys it ... I heard it from my Dad, who probably learned it first hand.
 
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A wise man knows a hippopotamus can't sting but he would still rather be sat upon by a bee.
Banacek
 

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“The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.”

-Albert Einstein
 

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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack.

Frank Sinatra
 

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To avoid disappointment have no expectations.

Me, again.
 

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