Hello EFs, from Alberta

[tinkering]

Not much to say. I am a non apprenticed electrician's helper. Looking forward to good discussion.
Thanks

 

[telectrix]

welcome to the asylum of electrickery.

 

[tinkering]

Maybe you can help me then. If a chicken lays 2 eggs a day, how many monkeys does it take to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? ????

 

[Deleted member 26818]

12.

 

[James]

Dam, I calculated 15.
Forgot to apply diversity.
The answer is 11.57

 

[littlespark]

You forgot to carry the 3 @james the spark
It’s 11.54

Really. Call yourself an electrician.

 

[Spoon]

I recon the answer is Cheesecake

 

[Pete999]

Not much to say. I am a non apprenticed electrician's helper. Looking forward to good discussion.
Thanks

Welcome

 

[The Ghost]

This is a question from common core education. Whatever your answer is it is correct and you get a reward.

 

[Spoon]

This is a question from common core education. Whatever your answer is it is correct and you get a reward.

Is cheesecake my reward?

 

[The Ghost]

Is cheesecake my reward?

No, it was your answer, but never mind you can have whatever you want. Even if you "recon" it is cheesecake because you are the best!

 

[Spoon]

No, it was your answer, but never mind you can have whatever you want. Even if you "recon" it is cheesecake because you are the best!

Ta mate.

 

[Deleted member 26818]

Actually, the correct answer is Tuesday.

 

[static zap]

Maybe you can help me then. If a chicken lays 2 eggs a day, how many monkeys does it take to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? ????

I'm confused with the Units , no Beef to go with the Dill pickle ... But they do love electricity !

 

[Lou]

Welcome, where in ALberta are you?

 

[tinkering]

Welcome, where in ALberta are you?

My mistake! I forgot the wooden leg. I want to know HOW LONG it would take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? No wonder it was so confusing.

 

[telectrix]

wtf is a dill pickle? my mate is a dill and he's often in a pickle, usually a woman is involved.

 

[tinkering]

wtf is a dill pickle? my mate is a dill and he's often in a pickle, usually a woman is involved.

I agree. It's all too much to comprehend but it's nice to have a gal to share it with.

 

[pirate]

This is a well known surrealist conundrum...
The answer is...
Fish!

Think I'll go out to Alberta
Weather's good there in the fall

Spot of Neil Young to educate you lot on a Sunday night!

 

[tinkering]

This is a well known surrealist conundrum...
The answer is...
Fish!

Think I'll go out to Alberta
Weather's good there in the fall

Spot of Neil Young to educate you lot on a Sunday night!

That is a line from Four Strong Winds by Ian Tyson. Alberta Bound is a Gordon Lightfoot classic. Neil Young might mention Alberta in passing, or when flying to the oil sands to bad mouth fossil fuels ??