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millwall ken
Hi all,
Those of you, who have followed any of my posts will know that I've had to take a job at Sainsbury's in order to get me though the christmas period.
Anyway about a week into the job, I got lumbered with a bloke doing some
shelf staking.
Anyway, working away with him, he let slip to me, that, he really really fancied one of the girls, whom was working behind the cheese counter. Anyway this particular girl's name was Angela.
He then went on to to tell me, that, 'she was married, and that she had continously given him the brush off....' 'Okay' I told him.
'Thats because she is married, and probably, ain't interested in any extramarital affairs. Anyway, he went on to say how much he really really wanted to 'do this bird.' So It got me thinking about what he said about this bird, and about 10 mins later, I asked him if he'd be up for a little wager?
I asked him if 'he'd be up for a little bet?', as to which one of us would be the first to pull this bird.
He then offered a tenner for the bet, to which I told him to behave himself; and that if he really fancied this bird, then it must be worth at least a bullseye (£50) to pull her. Anyway, I told him to 'watch this' and went straight up behind the girl in question and slapped her straight on her well rounded peachey bottom. To which, she turned around and kissed me full on the lips!!!
Afterwards, I went back over to my new found comrade, with a big cheesey grin on my face. He then asked me 'how I managed to do that, without getting a slap???'
I then informed him that, I was sorry!!!!
But as far as I was concerned, I had won the bet fair and square.
He agreed with me, and has now promised to pay up on payday.
I didn't have the hart to him that the 'bird' he was so interested in, and whom I had slapped on the bum, was my wife, of 12 yrs.
Those of you, who have followed any of my posts will know that I've had to take a job at Sainsbury's in order to get me though the christmas period.
Anyway about a week into the job, I got lumbered with a bloke doing some
shelf staking.
Anyway, working away with him, he let slip to me, that, he really really fancied one of the girls, whom was working behind the cheese counter. Anyway this particular girl's name was Angela.
He then went on to to tell me, that, 'she was married, and that she had continously given him the brush off....' 'Okay' I told him.
'Thats because she is married, and probably, ain't interested in any extramarital affairs. Anyway, he went on to say how much he really really wanted to 'do this bird.' So It got me thinking about what he said about this bird, and about 10 mins later, I asked him if he'd be up for a little wager?
I asked him if 'he'd be up for a little bet?', as to which one of us would be the first to pull this bird.
He then offered a tenner for the bet, to which I told him to behave himself; and that if he really fancied this bird, then it must be worth at least a bullseye (£50) to pull her. Anyway, I told him to 'watch this' and went straight up behind the girl in question and slapped her straight on her well rounded peachey bottom. To which, she turned around and kissed me full on the lips!!!
Afterwards, I went back over to my new found comrade, with a big cheesey grin on my face. He then asked me 'how I managed to do that, without getting a slap???'
I then informed him that, I was sorry!!!!
But as far as I was concerned, I had won the bet fair and square.
He agreed with me, and has now promised to pay up on payday.
I didn't have the hart to him that the 'bird' he was so interested in, and whom I had slapped on the bum, was my wife, of 12 yrs.
treat her for a meal at least.
