Qualifications

[TedM]

I am a fully qualified mattress tester.

My Dad always said I needed something to fall back on.

 

[ian.settle1]

I am a fully qualified mattress tester.

My Dad always said I needed something to fall back on.

Coming from Wales I would have that would have been sheep

 

[Gavin A]

Coming from Wales I would have that would have been sheep

I reckon that joke worked better in your head than on the screen.

 

[Eco Deal]

I bet some of you used to fit double glazing ?????

 

[solarsavings]

I used to fit pv:nopity:

 

[SibertSolar]

I got a driving licence from Legoland.......................works for me

Me too!

 

[Blueflash]

All of the above.

 

[brucelee]

fishing permit oh thats out of date about 20 yr ago lol

 

[Gavin A]

I've got about 3 ladder climbing certificates. I'm thinking about collecting them like panini football stickers.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I've got grade B in O Level Scripture. (R.E.)
Possibly the most useless qualification there is.

 

[moggy1968]

well, you could say a prayer for the solar industry!!!

 

[Gavin A]

I've got grade B in O Level Scripture. (R.E.)
Possibly the most useless qualification there is.

was there anything in there about appeasing god so that he'd make it be sunny until the end of October at least?

 

[zeljuga]

Museum keeper C grade in taking sculptures to loo.

 

[Geordie Spark]

everybody giving advice i want to know where it all started, plus you can not beat experiance

The word you're looking for is experiEnce .......... NOT experiAnce.

(One of my qualifications is in English Language BTW.)

 

[Geordie Spark]

I've got grade B in O Level Scripture. (R.E.)
Possibly the most useless qualification there is.

I have that too !!

NOT useless at all ..... I used it to great effect to pi$$ off my ex in-laws who were very strict Methodists and who thought I - a beer-swilling, illegal substance smoking, agnostic Rock 'n' Roll band member - wasn't good enough for their Sunday School Teacher daughter. :devil2:

 

[Geordie Spark]

I don't understand the point of this thread if I'm totally honest.

So it's not just me then ??



Thank goodness for that !!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

Nice to see a sence of humor in these difficult times, keep it up

Well it's just about the only thing that the Government hasn't taxed ...................... yet.

 

[SolarCity]

I have that too !!

NOT useless at all ..... I used it to great effect to pi$$ off my ex in-laws who were very strict Methodists and who thought I - a beer-swilling, illegal substance smoking, agnostic Rock 'n' Roll band member - wasn't good enough for their Sunday School Teacher daughter. :devil2:

Likewise. Yet as a vocal atheist I am more likely to be in a position where I have to defend my opinions than an agnostic might. RE is important - but it is truly bizarre that it was taught to me as if it were as real as maths or science.

 

[sedgy34]

that's not fair. I trained in solar PV before there even was a recognised qualification in it.

Your thinking what I'm thinking some Pv forum members on here are not sparks

 

[SolarCity]

I have all the qualifications I need and plenty more that I don't. Not that it matters. Some of the best tradesmen I have ever met have virtually no qualifications at all. The most knowledgeble spark I have ever met has zero 'qualifications'.

The inevitable corollary point is that I know plenty of 'qualified' sparks that are, frankly, dangerous. And I really do mean plenty.