Rules for Customers

[Paul.M]

Seen as we have so many rules and regulations that we have to stick to, thought it was about time we made up some rules for the customers.



Minimum of 3 coffees a day please with biscuits.

Please tell us that you or a friend has had a go at fixing/replacing something, makes our job easier to locate the fault.

Stop sitting on my shoulder asking silly questions every 5 minutes, we will get finished quicker.

 

[Kamikaze]

Rule No 4: If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. :8:

 

[Paul.M]

Pay on time and the correct amount.

 

[telectrix]

rule 5. you will have your wallet out and be asking me " how much do i owe you" before i've packed my tools up.

 

[Des 56]

Seen as we have so many rules and regulations that we have to stick to, thought it was about time we made up some rules for the customers.



Minimum of 3 coffees a day please with biscuits.

Please tell us that you or a friend has had a go at fixing/replacing something, makes our job easier to locate the fault.

Stop sitting on my shoulder asking silly questions every 5 minutes, we will get finished quicker.

Well Paul,I wont be joining any scheme you set up for enforcement of that pathetic rule

I LOVE LOVE LOVE tea 10 times a day min

and by the same token I ABSOLUTELY HATE coffee

Rule No 6
They must leave the premises forthwith

 

[Octopus]

Rule 7 : Please read and be familiar with the Electrical Safety Council information and literature

 

[Paul.M]

Well Paul,I wont be joining any scheme you set up for enforcement of that pathetic rule

I LOVE LOVE LOVE tea 10 times a day min

and by the same token I ABSOLUTELY HATE coffee

Rule No 6
They must leave the premises forthwith

Ok then tea or coffee but it has to be served with chocolate or ginger biscuits.

Ho yes aswell, you must tell us the best cafe in the area for a bacon buttie.

 

[littleeley]

where is the tea and coffee making stuff now just go out for the day and leave us in peace to do our work

 

[Paul.M]

Book your house rewire the same week as your holiday and get out of my way for a week or two.

 

[mattmoo1974]

Paul.m every man and his dog knows it takes 4 hours for a rewire!!! It took 30 mins on Cowboy builders!!!!!

 

[ian.settle1]

Don't ask me stupid questions if you don't want a stupid answer.

 

[sparkinlee]

After we've spent time looking at the job and I've spent more time preparing a quote based on my best estimate of the time it will take to do the rewire and trawling for current parts prices, don't say 'is that price negotiable?' (based on recent experience!)

 

[grimysparks80]

If you are unnatractive and overweight please ensure you are fully dressed before our arrival.

Page 3 type girls, feel free to wear as little as you like. We will not be offended.

 

[nickblake]

Just sit in that chair watch TV we'll make you a coffee ,lunch and we'll call you when weve finished

 

[ruston]

Would you ask your friend who is telling us how to to our job to cut the holes out for the extractor fans without breaking the tiles, as my drill has developed a fault.

 

[Paul.M]

Could you please put your dog in the other room whilst I've got my fingers in the c/u.

 

[Paul.M]

Thank you for going on holiday whilst we do your house rewire but thanks for coming back half a week early and spoiling my bank holiday weekend!!!!! Aaaarrrrhhhh (I may start a new thread just to get it off my chest).

 

[topquark]

Thank you for going on holiday whilst we do your house rewire but thanks for coming back half a week early and spoiling my bank holiday weekend!!!!! Aaaarrrrhhhh (I may start a new thread just to get it off my chest).

Feel free to have a rant Paul

 

[Paul.M]

Feel free to have a rant Paul

Ok I will.

 

[sparky3366]

And he did...