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Man arrested after falling into farm machinery whilst trying to steal it...
He is due to be bailed on Friday!
A male fly notices a rather attractive female fly lounging on a pile of cow manure. The male fly swoops down next to her and says,
"Excuse me love but is this stool taken?"
Did you use to knock on doors and then run away when you were a kid?
Good news… Yodel are hiring!
A Cadburys lorry and a Lego truck have collided on the motorway…
Police say the road is choc a block!
Be careful when trying to gently squeeze the pump at the petrol station to get exactly 20 quid in…
I've just missed it and it went to £38.66!
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