why do fats always smell worse when you got a cold?

[sparkyork]

the above basically!

 

[Cirrus]

Fat people???

 

[sparkyork]

ha ha sorry no farts!!

 

[Cirrus]

Ah - can't say I have noticed as don't get many colds. You feeling poorly???

 

[sparkyork]

yeah ive been munching lempsip capsules all week! maybe its them causing it, was a bit embarassing today, y do customers always appear when youve just tried a sneaky guff!!

 

[Cirrus]

I always blame it on the dog (most scummy council houses have one)

 

[EasyFox]

Same as if you fart in the tub.they seem to stink twice as bad

 

[wayne]

I always blame it on the dog (most scummy council houses have one)

and the punchline to the joke is;"fido come here before he sh*ts on you"

 

[PAUL M]

Frats are like kids,you cherish your own but hate everyone ellses.good old johny vegas,ha

 

[tony.towa]

When I read the title I thought it was a comment on a cookbook recipe

 

[wayne]

why does it hurt more when you miss with the hammer in the cold?? is the crap weather not bad enough?? has it got to be piled on???????????