You will never believe this

[uksparks]

Hi,

Gpt a call from Axa insurance the other day asking how much it would cost to connect a cooker because the cable is damaged... I said £40 probably..

i said why did you call me, they said we like to source local trades people to claims. Ok cool.

i went this morning, just of it is, someone came out from a shop to fit a double oven, in the process cut the plug off the igniter for the gas job leaving it to short to plug in. The fitter said he could not fix it as he was not an electrician.

ready for the punch line...

theh claimed on their insurance for me to fit a sodding plug and extend the wire 6 inches. How sodding stupid eh!

I couldn't remove the job as it had a fixed gas supply and would have had to take it out to rewire so just extended it.

i noticed the new oven sitting there on the floor, I said where are you putting that... She (extremely sexy girl mid twenties wearing her nighty exposing bottom of --- cheeks) points to the gap in the cupboards, I said ok, but you have no cooker outlet. It was rated at 7.2kW.... The mind boggles.

 

[7029 dave]

More work then, nice.

 

[sparkdog]

Another cheeky customer.

 

[polo1]

I never seem to get jobs involving sexy young ladies:sad3::sad3:

 

[Pete999]

A bottomless pit ? get it? OK that was a bit lame.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I don't believe it.

 

[Pete999]

Neither do I, what don't I believe

 

[Brightspark2]

She (extremely sexy girl mid twenties wearing her nighty exposing bottom of --- cheeks)

Address?!?!...Ill fit that oven for her...where ever she wants...favours in return though

 

[nickblake]

Hi,

Gpt a call from Axa insurance the other day asking how much it would cost to connect a cooker because the cable is damaged... I said £40 probably..

i said why did you call me, they said we like to source local trades people to claims. Ok cool.

i went this morning, just of it is, someone came out from a shop to fit a double oven, in the process cut the plug off the igniter for the gas job leaving it to short to plug in. The fitter said he could not fix it as he was not an electrician.

ready for the punch line...

theh claimed on their insurance for me to fit a sodding plug and extend the wire 6 inches. How sodding stupid eh!

I couldn't remove the job as it had a fixed gas supply and would have had to take it out to rewire so just extended it.

i noticed the new oven sitting there on the floor, I said where are you putting that... She (extremely sexy girl mid twenties wearing her nighty exposing bottom of --- cheeks) points to the gap in the cupboards, I said ok, but you have no cooker outlet. It was rated at 7.2kW.... The mind boggles.

only reason for that was what she was wearing or would that be your eyes lol

 

[Knobhead]

Hi,
She (extremely sexy girl mid twenties wearing her nighty exposing bottom of --- cheeks). The mind boggles.

No I don’t believe you.

But just in case. To save you looking for their number, Leicester genito-urinary medicine unit. 0116 295 1212

 

[camerabloke]

No I don’t believe you.

But just in case. To save you looking for their number, Leicester genito-urinary medicine unit. 0116 295 1212

Lol. What you saying Tony?

 

[Knobhead]

You never know :smilewinkgrin:

 

[PEG]

...He is directing you to an "official" extractor...:stooge_curly:

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Maybe ask her to inspect the prospective spot for the new cooket. As in look right in, at the back, to see that there is no power outlet, I would imagine doing this would require one to get into an awkward position so I would stand well back and admire

 

[dingledong]

Unfortunately beauty is in the eye of the beholder ! ! ! Some like email fat some like email thin . So all you young uns calm down

 

[Geordie Spark]

Hi,

Gpt a call from Axa insurance the other day asking how much it would cost to connect a cooker because the cable is damaged... I said £40 probably..

i said why did you call me, they said we like to source local trades people to claims. Ok cool.

i went this morning, just of it is, someone came out from a shop to fit a double oven, in the process cut the plug off the igniter for the gas job leaving it to short to plug in. The fitter said he could not fix it as he was not an electrician.

ready for the punch line...

theh claimed on their insurance for me to fit a sodding plug and extend the wire 6 inches. How sodding stupid eh!

I couldn't remove the job as it had a fixed gas supply and would have had to take it out to rewire so just extended it.

i noticed the new oven sitting there on the floor, I said where are you putting that... She (extremely sexy girl mid twenties wearing her nighty exposing bottom of --- cheeks) points to the gap in the cupboards, I said ok, but you have no cooker outlet. It was rated at 7.2kW.... The mind boggles.

Hmmmm .......... That sounds like you just met a slightly younger version of Tidyboiler.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Unfortunately beauty is in the eye of the beholder ! ! ! Some like email fat some like email thin . So all you young uns calm down

You got that wrong youngun .. It's BEER holder!!

 

[GMES]

Hmmmm .......... That sounds like you just met a slightly younger version of Tidyboiler.

Come on then Geordie what have you done wrong.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Come on then Geordie what have you done wrong.

The list is endless.

Where would you like me to start?

 

[tidyboiler]

The list is endless.

Where would you like me to start?

:nopity: