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Silly Sausage
I spent Sunday morning at the wife's grave.
She still thinks I'm digging a pond.
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I saw my dwarf neighbour waiting at the bus stop so I stopped and said "Jump in, I'll give you a lift home."
He flew in to a rage "I don't need your help, I'm not a charity case!"
So I said "Suit yourself." zipped up my rucksack and carried on walking.
She still thinks I'm digging a pond.
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I saw my dwarf neighbour waiting at the bus stop so I stopped and said "Jump in, I'll give you a lift home."
He flew in to a rage "I don't need your help, I'm not a charity case!"
So I said "Suit yourself." zipped up my rucksack and carried on walking.