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• Dec 19, 2023

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nicebutdim said:

11111 would be 31 in decimal

1F would also be 31?

Yeah, converted both from the wrong decimal.

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see, now 5 beers in i can confirm it was a good idea not to get involved!!!

 

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Never understood the "point" of binary.

 

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Jeremy's brother.... master of the one-liners

 

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Well, at least with the green lid it looks pretty festive.

 

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Just tried to de-ice my windscreen with a loyalty card. I only managed to get 10% off.

 

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Belated Xmas present from my youngest. Great sense of humour my girls… being used as my profile pic as well….

Apparently, they picked their own shits.

 

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I bet I can guess what their names are

 

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I bet I can guess what their names are

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It’s the only thing we can find without an “e” at the end of Jasmin’s name…. Has to be personilised.

 

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I want one of these in my shed:

Mouse filmed tidying up man's shed every night

Retired postman Rodney Holbrook never expected to capture a Ratatouille-style scene in his own shed.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

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I thought I’d lost this thread…. Or is there a more recent one I should be using?


Anyway…. I see there’s a new themed Monopoly set out based on the Irish band U2… called “Bono-poly”

It’s really difficult. Apparently the streets have no name

 

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Hey, @Moley

 

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