How to wind up the wife!

[Mark_Burgess]

She wanted the macbook, so I handed it over.

As I have parallels installed on both macbook and ipad I can control the macbook from the Ipad.

The look on her face was hilarious as she could not understand how the screen kept scrolling and changing on its own, I was sat 2 feet away sniggering, and she had no idea!

 

[Knobhead]

Why do you need an i-pad?
I only had to walk in to the room and the temperature dropped to zero! You think I can be grumpy, you ain’t seen nothing!

 

[Guest111]

mates wife,s not speaking after her birthday present, it was " I " year apparently this year his son got an I pod for his birthday,his daughter got an I pad for her birthday and he bought himself an I phone for his birthday,the trouble started when his wife announced shE wanted an I thing so he went and bought her an I ron! lol:clap:

 

[nickblake]

you wind up your wife you brave brave man

 

[DurhamSparky]

i wind my wife up all the time....

been together 9 years only married 2 months... think i told her once "her mate would get it"...! that was funny...!

 

[nickblake]

to me that would be like winding up the tazmainian devil

 

[DurhamSparky]

i tell her all the time.... if she gets fat she gets divorced... encouraged her to come to gym with me!! and when we were there the first thing she said to me was "can you stop staring at that lasses arse in front of you" i said yeah when she gets off the treadmill....

 

[Jimmy Boy]

I wind the wife up every time I take another breath

 

[Mark_Burgess]

I repeatedly tell mine her sister is getting it as soon as her fella cant get it up anymore or before (he is about 25 years older than her).
I had to go round to the sister inlaw yesterday and plane a door down (he was at a funeral), guess who came with me!

I have to ask, is it wrong to say that i'd bone the mother in law as well? She has a nice rack! And teaches belly dancing, some of her costumes should have parental guidance.

 

[Jimmy Boy]

I like to quote the rodeo position when I have had a few..It never goes down well at a party..when your *Cough* partying with the wife in front of you..Say your not quite as good as your sister..and try and hang on ..he he he

 

[DurhamSparky]

lol.....

 

[trev]

I'd do your sister is wrong on so many levels but your mother would get it?
I'm surprised you have any bits left.

 

[Jimmy Boy]

I saw MIL mentioned not Mother

 

[dingledong]

he's not wrong his mother in law is fantastic in bed , but then so is his wife he he

 

[Mark_Burgess]

No real answer to come back with for that!

 

[Jimmy Boy]

he's not wrong his mother in law is fantastic in bed , but then so is his wife he he

Sandwich roflmfao

 

[sedgy34]

I repeatedly tell mine her sister is getting it as soon as her fella cant get it up anymore or before (he is about 25 years older than her).
I had to go round to the sister inlaw yesterday and plane a door down (he was at a funeral), guess who came with me!

I have to ask, is it wrong to say that i'd bone the mother in law as well? She has a nice rack! And teaches belly dancing, some of her costumes should have parental guidance.

lol what a read!! he hehehehehehehehehehheh shed a tear on that one

 

[dingledong]

mark i've printed this page of . i want £2.50 a month or i send it to the mrs

 

[trev]

I saw MIL mentioned not Mother

Yeah mate MIL, hence your mother would get it.

 

[Jimmy Boy]

mark i've printed this page of . i want £2.50 a month or i send it to the mrs

Too late..I have arranged to drop it off in the morning..:clap:

 

[Paul.M]

Another good wind up is to buy one of those remote controlled socket, plug it in without her knowing and switch off the tv when she's watching her favorite soap. Works best when you go to the toilet, leave it a minute and press 'off'. See how long you can keep switching it on and off without getting caught.

Also works on mother inlaws .

 

[telectrix]

bout time we saw the real you on your avatar. :13: