rare sunday off

[ian]

I have been looking forward to having a very rare Sunday off all week, I thought we would have a lie in and perhaps a special cuddle with my GF and an afternoon in the pub, however she woke me up at what felt like dawn and announced that “we have a lot to do today”. I will now translate that into a mans language.

Woman’s language - “we have a lot to do today”
Translated into mans language. We need to go and hunt for paint to decorate the lounge.

I really don’t know why she wanted my input I am hopeless at picking colours. Anyway when I suggested colours she said she said no…no…. no don’t be stupid and go and look at “electrical things” so I did. And I am really glad she did, because while in home base I Phillips CFL,s lamps for 10 pence a pop. So we came away with an armful of lamps and some paint which looks identical to what’s already on the walls, but apparently its different, “the way that a horse is different from a zebra”, I don’t even know what that means….must be more chick speak. On the way back she announces that we need some new lounge furniture. When I suggested a 50-inch plasma she looked at me as if I was insane, apparently a 50-inch plasma isn’t lounge furniture, but carpets, sofa, chairs etc are. Never mind at least I got 20 CFLs for 2 quid. And there is still time for a few pints.

 

[Guest123]

I had the week 'off', first one in ages and she had a list as long as you like of 'jobs' for me to do. Needless to say didn't do many of em as was on here most of the time!!!

 

[Deleted member 9648]

Why do women always have to 'discuss' everything when the outcome of the 'discussion' is always the same.....we discuss it and then do wharever she wants.

 

[telectrix]

talking about chick speak, why can't they give you proper directions to anywhere. instead of saying near specsavers, just round the corner from somewhere else i never heard of, why can't they say 50 yards from the Red Lion?

 

[rocker]

talking about chick speak, why can't they give you proper directions to anywhere. instead of saying near specsavers, just round the corner from somewhere else i never heard of, why can't they say 50 yards from the Red Lion?

You're right there. All of my missus' directions seem to start with 'you know River Island?'. No, I don't know bloody river island, and while we're on the subject I don't know where Accessorize is and I have no idea who Miss Selfridge is.

 

[telectrix]

and wtf is tmax, is it a fizzy drink?

 

[nickblake]

Oh for a day off ... now for women cant live with them cant live without them ... most people belive that rome wasnt built in a day except women who think rome was built before breakfast , If you can understand women you are one , always moan when we have man flu .. have you ever suffered woman flu ............ arghhhhhhh lol

 

[telectrix]

anyone been dragged to cheshire oaks? it's a dump of women shops, not a tool shop or camera shop for miles, and the restaaurant we went to eat served ony crappy lager and wine. what a waste of a day!

 

[Deleted member 9648]

Gotta luv 'em though....