Seriously thinking of ditching TV sport

[pirate]

Hmm, hadn't thought of that...
anyway, yesterday I got a new internet dish, so now I've got an erection that points to the sky...
and, it glows in the dark!

 

[Percyprod]

Ooooh!

 

[littlespark]

Must be a heck of a long cable to reach your ship, pirate

 

[telectrix]

Hmm, hadn't thought of that...
anyway, yesterday I got a new internet dish, so now I've got an erection that points to the sky...
and, it glows in the dark!

start at 2.00 mins.

 

[Squid]

Pirate has a new "gal"

 

[Spoon]

I used to be with Talk talk, then they introduced me to A lot of very nice Indian Men who wanted to get rid of all the nasty viruses on my computer. Whereas this provided me with hours of entertainment, I decided to join Sky. Those very nice gentlemen followed me though. Naughty Talktalk.

It's been a bit since I had one of them phone calls.. I did used to enjoy them... They didn't like me as I wasted their time..

 

[Andy78]

It's been a bit since I had one of them phone calls.. I did used to enjoy them... They didn't like me as I wasted their time..

I had one yesterday. Was offering to save me money on the £10.99/month I currently pay for my Sky maintenance cover. I have never had Sky TV.

I calmly asked him what it felt like to lie to people and try to steal from them to earn his living. He apologised and said it was all he had and would be out of the job in 6 weeks. I told him his life was full of choices and he should find another job asap, he is worth far more than this degrading scam. He again apologised for wasting my time and said he would try to better his life.

Makes a change from me winding them up which is my usual tack.

 

[Spoon]

I had one yesterday. Was offering to save me money on the £10.99/month I currently pay for my Sky maintenance cover. I have never had Sky TV.

I calmly asked him what it felt like to lie to people and try to steal from them to earn his living. He apologised and said it was all he had and would be out of the job in 6 weeks. I told him his life was full of choices and he should find another job asap, he is worth far more than this degrading scam. He again apologised for wasting my time and said he would try to better his life.

Makes a change from me winding them up which is my usual tack.

You are a nice man..... Don't get too big headed.
I'm just an arse, so I wind them up.

 

[Andy78]

You are a nice man..... Don't get too big headed.
I'm just an arse, so I wind them up.

I wouldn't go that far, I just got tired of being an arse in that moment.