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[Pete999]

Remember wearing shredded jeans -on the beach " Raggi pants "
..closest I got to looking like a cowboy !

Closest I ever got to being a Cowboy, was running away from some Cows, I hate the blinkng things ever since I was a small child always had a morbid fear of them.

 

[Spoon]

Closest I ever got to being a Cowboy, was running away from some Cows, I hate the blinkng things ever since I was a small child always had a morbid fear of them.

But cows are cute..

 

[Malcolm]

Happy new year everyone.

 

[Spoon]

Happy New Year @Malcolm

 

[telectrix]

But cows are cute..

on a plate with chips .

 

[ipf]

Happy new year , everyone..

 

[Spoon]

on a plate with chips .

mmmmmmmm steak.... with English mustard..

 

[static zap]

..Cows, I hate the blinkng things .....

(The big eyes -freak me a little)
Had option to cross a field full of them often ..a good short-cut in the dry . I'm not sure if a stick ,is the item to carry -- I think they are like horses if they see opportunity (carry a stick/crop=more-respect).
(strangely they all only seem to know 1x moo noise individually=Not that bright )

 

[Midwest]

We having cow again tonite, as the roasting of the top rump last night, spectacularly failed.

Hopefully a curry, will render the tough as old boots joint, into something more palatable.

 

[Pete999]

We having cow again tonite, as the roasting of the top rump last night, spectacularly failed.

Hopefully a curry, will render the tough as old boots joint, into something more palatable.

I paid over the odds for a roasting joint from the village Butcher, turned out like boot leather, now my Mrs is an excellent cook, never had a bad meal in47 years so I aint blaming her, good mind to take it back, but sure as eggs is eggs he will blame the cook, curry sounds a good option.

 

[Midwest]

Can't blame the Mrs, I was steering the oven last night.

 

[Spoon]

I love cooking... must be the WOP in me...

 

[Midwest]

Did I tell you about my decking lights?

 

[telectrix]

anyone else have the problem of women, although being generally excellent cooks, always tend to overcook meat. e.g. a beef joint. it should be pink in the middle and not capable of being cut with a spoon. likewise, if veg. can be mashed with a fork, they're well overdone.

 

[static zap]

I paid over the odds for a roasting joint from the village Butcher, turned out like boot leather,

Got stiffed like that the other year , with hindsight we had lost our "reliable-Regulars" status . (Now its for sure)

 

[telectrix]

Did I tell you about my decking lights?

you fitted decking lights to your oven? now that's a first.

 

[ipf]

I paid over the odds for a roasting joint from the village Butcher, turned out like boot leather, now my Mrs is an excellent cook, never had a bad meal in47 years so I aint blaming her, good mind to take it back, but sure as eggs is eggs he will blame the cook, curry sounds a good option.

Like a wholesaler with a bit of 'overcooked' equipment...
....get rid of the black charring and take it back

 

[Midwest]

anyone else have the problem of women, although being generally excellent cooks, always tend to overcook meat. e.g. a beef joint. it should be pink in the middle and not capable of being cut with a spoon. likewise, if veg. can be mashed with a fork, they're well overdone.

I was using the probe method last night, one minute it was 45', next it was 75'. You could use it as shoe leather.

 

[Spoon]

anyone else have the problem of women, although being generally excellent cooks, always tend to overcook meat. e.g. a beef joint. it should be pink in the middle and not capable of being cut with a spoon. likewise, if veg. can be mashed with a fork, they're well overdone.

This is where people differ. I like my steaks medium-rare (Unless in the USA) and the missus likes it well done.
We both don't like hard veg.

 

[telectrix]

pre heat oven to 190 C. 20 minutes a pound max. anything more, it's cremation.

 

[Midwest]

This is where people differ. I like my steaks medium-rare (Unless in the USA) and the missus likes it well done.
We both don't like hard veg.

Try the probe method, 50-55' for medium rare. I like me chips crunchy.

 

[Midwest]

Just realised, got no coconut milk

 

[Spoon]

I like me chips crunchy.

Well of course....
Like crispy bacon fat.

 

[Pete999]

This is where people differ. I like my steaks medium-rare (Unless in the USA) and the missus likes it well done.
We both don't like hard veg.

Yep me as well, can't abide mushy Brussels, cabbage or any other type of veg. Found a Steakhouse in Ottawa, best steak I ever had, mind you no veg just chips, or pomme frits as they called them.

 

[Spoon]

I'm hungry now you buggers....

 

[telectrix]

I'm hungry now you buggers....

put on your spurs and stetson. go find a cow. .

 

[Midwest]

Yep me as well, can't abide mushy Brussels, cabbage or any other type of veg. Found a Steakhouse in Ottawa, best steak I ever had, mind you no veg just chips, or pomme frits as they called them.

Them Yanks don't eat veg, do they. Just salad covered in dressing.

 

[Spoon]

Last time I was in Florida I forgot that the yanks cook it differently.
When I asked for medium-rare I got rare... Still ate it thought.. blood and all...

 

[Spoon]

put on your spurs and stetson. go find a cow. .

Having a beef roasting joint for tea.

 

[static zap]

Did I tell you about my decking lights?

How much drilling was envolved ?
(or is it the scene from gremlins with the dog tangled up)

 

[Midwest]

Having a beef roasting joint for tea.

20mins per 450 gram, plus 20. But take out at the last 20, and let it rest.

Edit, don't listen to me.

 

[Midwest]

How much drilling was envolved ?
(or is it the scene from gremlins with the dog tangled up)

Teeny weeny lights, just have to dismantle the friggin decking to get them in!

 

[Spoon]

20mins per 450 gram, plus 20. But take out at the last 20, and let it rest.

Edit, don't listen to me.

Instructions say 25mins per 500 gram, plus 20.
I'm going with that... The missus really really doesn't like it bloody. and she will beat me up if she sees any...

 

[static zap]

Teeny weeny lights, just have to dismantle the friggin decking to get them in!

Will soon find out how fancy coating was on screws - 1 per strip will be solid !

 

[Midwest]

Instructions say 25mins per 500 gram, plus 20.
I'm going with that... The missus really really doesn't like it bloody. and she will beat me up if she sees any...

That's what I did last night, it was like rubber (160' oven).

 

[Spoon]

This is one muddled thread..

 

[Midwest]

Will soon find out how fancy coating was on screws - 1 per strip will be solid !

They've been broke since the start of the summer. Might get around to replacing them this summer!

 

[Spoon]

That's what I did last night, it was like rubber (160' oven).

It's been ok in the past mate... I'll see how it goes and just keep checking it after 45 mins...

 

[KEV 1 N]

That's what I did last night, it was like rubber (160' oven).

Have you tried cooking beef in a slow cooker? Lovely, just melts in the mouth.

 

[Midwest]

This is one muddled thread..

You should read the other one.

 

[Spoon]

You should read the other one.

Which mate?

 

[Midwest]

Have you tried cooking beef in a slow cooker? Lovely, just melts in the mouth.

Yep, friggin connoisseur at that. Got one of these;

 

[Midwest]

Which mate?

Dunno, I'm kinda confused

 

[Spoon]

You mean "Faulty outside lights with PIR"

wow that post has gone off at a tangent within the last hour.. lmao

 

[Midwest]

I'm orrffffhh to rendang me beef shoe leather now, before her indoors catches me sat at the pc. derWonder if that bloke got his bath lights sorted.? is it me or is this forum gone on a go slow, key strokes appaeearing ? 7 minutes before the sun disappears over the yard arm.

 

[Pete999]

Get a Taxi to the nearest Steak house saves all this Bull Poop

 

[Sparkingmad]

Happy new year to you all. Let’s hope it’s a good one for all of us and we can all keep the nasty tax man away from our doors and leave ourselves with massive pay packets that On The Tools keep throwing around.

 

[telectrix]

Have you tried cooking beef in a slow cooker? Lovely, just melts in the mouth.

what use is that? might just as well get a tin of campbell's meatballs. beef should be a healthy excercise for your teeth.

 

[EbolaSideRoom]

Happy New Year everyone, hope you all do well in 2018 and beyond, don't forget to stock up on the hangover remedies, good luck to all of you.

Thanks Pete!!!!

 

[static zap]

..... might just as well get a tin of campbell's meatballs......

You sense of taste must be fading if think that takes like Beef off the bone ... falling apart - (for the day have no dental-options...)
--Rib-o-beef-- this years better than turkey memory !