What are you drinking tonight?

[Silly Sausage]

Licking off champagne from the body and breasts of a nubile young woman with tenderness, you old lot have sad lives....... ;o))))

Oh, I like a man with imagination.
If I'm lucky, I might stand a chance of a bit of nooky with the Mrs if I can tear her away from the endless repeats of frigging Coronation Street on ITV, ITV+1 and all the sodding rest!

 

[Deleted account]

After that hoitytoity thread a large grouse. No mixer. Single ice cube.

 

[Jim_e_Jib]

Licking off champagne from the body and breasts of a nubile young woman with tenderness, you old lot have sad lives....... ;o))))

I hope her tender ness isn't contagious - best use suitable protection when licking, you can't be too careful with STDs, SWD.

 

[Pete999]

After that hoitytoity thread a large grouse. No mixer. Single ice cube.

Scotch and ice sacrilege