Dog farts.

[electromonkey]

Evening all

I've not posted in the Arms to date. Mainly because I've had nothing pub worthy to say.........until now.

I'm sat in my front room with my 2 dogs and the paint is peeling off the wall from the sheer stankieness of the smell being emitted from their arses.

I think I'll take them to work tomorrow. If they perform like this, they'll clear the site tomorrow and save me working around plumbers, plasterers and chippies! :bowwow:

 

[Rockingit]

Didn't need the dog with me today, last night's beer did the job instead. Glad the windows aren't in yet.

 

[Darkwood]

errrrmmmmm! yer right its the dogs!!!!!! i aint yer gran so dont need to lie ...:sick:

 

[Phil]

we had a ridgeback that used to like floating the odd air biscuit. he fekking reeked. the springer we had used to go lay at my other halfs feet when she wanted to give the air a distinguished smell which tbh i used to roll around laughing at. maybe it was her little gift to her

 

[electromonkey]

errrrmmmmm! yer right its the dogs!!!!!! i aint yer gran so dont need to lie ...:sick:

It's only me and my two spaniels, so I don't need to lie tonight. They have taken the blame though on many an occasion when needed lol.

 

[Phil]

It's only me and my two spaniels, so I don't need to lie tonight. They have taken the blame though on many an occasion when needed lol.

springers mate?

 

[electromonkey]

One Cocker and one sprocker (springer cocker cross). The sprocker is a top dog. I can't recommend them highly enough. They're basically springers but a little smaller.

 

[Phil]

One Cocker and one sprocker (springer cocker cross). The sprocker is a top dog. I can't recommend them highly enough. They're basically springers but a little smaller.

we had a springer when we had the ridgeback. great dog she was. we lost her a couple of years ago and im not too big too admit it tore a hole. she was just a springy at 16 years old as she was at 2 lol

 

[DurhamSparky]

i know who is a dog fart and he is from wales!

 

[SirKit Breaker]

Last time my sons dog dropped one, we all had to go stand outside in the rain. I can still taste it now.

 

[trev]

Our GSD has a truly evil digestive system at times, mind you he has taken the blame from me a couple of times and I'm sure he will again

 

[GT1]

My dog used to stink until we put him on the IAMS.
Awesome stuff...

 

[ian.settle1]

Remember my dog did one or the other the first was a silent one but god didn't it stink or the other was a rip snorter which he would do when he was asleep and wake him up only to look round everyone in the room with a look to say who the hell was that.

 

[scotsparky]

I had a black lab as a kid who would lie in front of the fire sound asleep and have wet dreams. It never failed to shock my gran but he always farted afterwards followed by a sigh

 

[Marvo]

You should get the good quality dog food, it helps enormously. My dogs leave 3 piles a day with the cheap food and they suffer constant ---- leakage. With the good food.... once a day like clockwork and a lot less draughty.

Bottom line is whatever you do they're always going to stink and have dubious personal hygiene, they're not called dogs for nothing.