Flat Earth believers.....

[Pete999]

That's why I don't mind going to B&Q to check out the tool section. Just looking or course.. Hardly every buy anything.

Yeah right!!!!

 

[Spoon]

Yeah right!!!!

I don't buy stuff.. The kids nick all my money.
Recently been to dentist. Buggered tooth. £700 to fix or £50 to pull. £50 it was..

 

[Squid]

Loose a few more teeth spoon and t'll be like contraception to your missus......... ;o))))))))))

 

[David M]

We've pinched that much land off the English, we've had to stack it!

That's what we like you to think. Truth is we let you keep all the useless stuff.

 

[static zap]

I like Borg Cube , resistance is futile .
( flat earth for those that don't travel much )
Wonder if they have satellite TV , or use GPS?
Must know where to buy sky hooks !

 

[Pete999]

Well it must be flat, I was coming home from the Pub the other night and fell off the edge, no wait that was the ditch I fell into, came too and thought I had been assimilated into the collective, got assimilated when I got home mind you.

 

[Spoon]

Loose a few more teeth spoon and t'll be like contraception to your missus......... ;o))))))))))

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Have you been stalking me mate...

 

[Spoon]

Loose a few more teeth spoon and t'll be like contraception to your missus......... ;o))))))))))

I've had the snip... Virtually ran there after we had our second kid....

 

[Pete999]

Have you been stalking me mate...

Aye up a scandal brewing on the forum.

 

[Squid]

I've had the snip... Virtually ran there after we had our second kid....

I bet you didn't run back though............

Did you ask the wife where the other two came from though after you had the snip? ;o)))))))

 

[Spoon]

I bet you didn't run back though............

Did you ask the wife where the other two came from though after you had the snip? ;o)))))))

No, I was walking round like John Wayne for a couple of days.

The storks bring them, silly....

 

[Pete999]

I bet you didn't run back though............

Did you ask the wife where the other two came from though after you had the snip? ;o)))))))

Silly, hey come from the maturation chamber, outside of the sick bay, deck 15

 

[Squid]

No, I was walking round like John Wayne for a couple of days.

The storks bring them, silly....

I know the feeling, ouch!!!!

If they are blonde, blue eyed and extremely good looking then I could be a suspect..... ;o))))))

 

[Squid]

Silly, hey come from the maturation chamber, outside of the sick bay, deck 15

Are your hands trembling as I think you may have meant masturbation chamber ;o)))))

 

[Spoon]

If they are blonde, blue eyed and extremely good looking then I could be a suspect..... ;o))))))

If you have ----- I think I would cop off with you.... You sound fit..

They are good looking.

 

[Squid]

Most members on here have moobs..........

 

[Pete999]

Are your hands trembling as I think you may have meant masturbation chamber ;o)))))

No didn't mean that

 

[Percyprod]

If the Earth is flat, can it be re inflated or re charged?

 

[Spoon]

If the Earth is flat, can it be re inflated or re charged?

Depends on how big of a poof you are...... I mean 'have'

 

[static zap]

If the Earth is flat, can it be re inflated or re charged?

They have already tried , but that "Unpronounceable -volcano" Let the gas back out
and spoilt quite a few holiday plans !

 

[7029 dave]

Don't know about the earth, but everybody know's the moons made out of cheese. ?

 

[Spoon]

Don't know about the earth, but everybody know's the moons made out of cheese. ?

Cracking cheese Gromit...

 

[elsparko]

Don't know about the earth, but everybody know's the moons made out of cheese. ?

verified by a recent landing

 

[elsparko]

That's why I don't mind going to B&Q to check out the tool section. Just looking or course.. Hardly every buy anything.

i got a few bargains today, a really big hammer with a magnetic nail puncher/guide which i will never use, it was reduced to £5 from 27 so why not.. oh and a set of insulated pliers, also a crisp £5, B&Q is alright for power tool attachments

 

[static zap]

verified by a recent landing

UK does it cheaper than USA (Elon?) ,
(this could be another -thread--Faking.It.com)

 

[Wilko]

I did take a look at a flat earth site. I'd rather be shot at again, at least I understood what they were trying to achieve ...

 

[Kamikaze]

The earth must be square. Otherwise why would we use square meters instead of circle kilometers?

 

[Spoon]

Looks like it's flat after all

 

[Squid]

The earth must be square. Otherwise why would we use square meters instead of circle kilometers?

Square foot you heathen........

 

[Spoon]

Square foot you heathen........

Its 2018... we use the metric system now.