Lost in space -Partly true

[static zap]

A recent launch of NASA Starliner from Cape Canaveral has over used it's guidance correction fuel budget.
Apparently the computer got confused with which part of the journey it was doing - and got more fussy than it needed.
So no ISS rendezvous !

 

[telectrix]

a blonde programmer???

 

[Wilko]

Ha, reeks of insufficient scenario simulations AKA laziness / cost cutting / can’t think of nice way to say schoolboy error.

 

[Moley]

I reckon they were trying to keep up with Santas turbo sleigh and failed.

 

[Julie.]

a blonde programmer???

Oi! (plus some more 'choice' words)

 

[Pete999]

Oi! (plus some more 'choice' words)

Touchy, could have meant a Blonde Bloke, although I doubt it LOL NO HARM MEANT