Rust in peace

Paul.M · Jun 18, 2015

That's cool. Did the same myself last weekend in London

Tower bridge Sky walk. Very strange walking onto glass over the Themes and traffic! Very very strange feeling. Disorientated to say the least. Great experience and I would recommend it to everyone.

@ Kam. Get on those bloody ladders and sort it out mate. Or just put an aerial in the loft with a signal amplifier like most normal people do. Then again we are not in the same class as normal people

ps Good luck with your lady friend from across the street. Becoming her organ doner just to get inside her is a bit extreme. Just buy some Rohypnol, well, that has worked on my last dozen victims!!!!

Toeing the line right now. Any jokes beyond this have to be via PM bud.

Kamikaze · Jun 19, 2015

Paul.M said:
ps Good luck with your lady friend from across the street. Becoming her organ doner just to get inside her is a bit extreme. Just buy some Rohypnol, well, that has worked on my last dozen victims!!!!

Toeing the line right now. Any jokes beyond this have to be via PM bud.

I’ve bought a pen!s enlarger online and because no one was in at the time, it got delivered to her house. She said I shouldn’t have bothered, the package only contained a magnifying glass and the instructions “Do not use in sunlight.” (I will get my coat..lol):jester:

Paul.M · Jun 19, 2015

^^^^ Well, you can tell its the start of a Friday night with jokes like that lol.

Have you got your aerial sorted yet? eg, it is no longer in the wifes car?

Kamikaze · Jun 19, 2015

The current status is as follows:
The windscreen on the wife’s car was replace the day after. It was through the insurance and cost £10 with no implications on her no-claims bonus. I thought that was quite reasonable.

Wasted £23 on the hire of a roof ladder.

The new roof tiles cost me £2 and are waiting to go back up.

With regards to Aunt Anna. She’s still not back on the roof. I wasn’t joking about the eye-candy across the road giving me a number to call. However, here is the problem, I don’t like being defeated by a problem / inconvenience. So I’ve been looking at the roof since then in the hope that I will grow some balls. I can get a scaffold from work but the van to take it to my house is not available for another two weeks. It would be better if I did myself, because while I’m up there, I will be able to cast my eye over the roof and chimney breast to see if there are any other maintenance issues to sort out.

The wife is not bothered about it anymore because the Tv’s in the house have internet access. So I showed her how to use it. As long as she can watch Animal Hospital, The Barefoot Contessa and Call The Midwife, she’s quite happy.

So at the moment there’s no rush. It’s only rained once since then. Keep your fingers crossed!

R G · Jun 19, 2015

One word of advice; you want to get yourself out of that shopping trolley , or you will get knackered legs like mine ...

Kamikaze · Jun 19, 2015

R G said:
One word of advice; you want to get yourself out of that shopping trolley , or you will get knackered legs like mine ...

ß--------My original forum avatar from when it all started. Hope you like it!

And while going through a folder, came across this beauty. It’s a picture of me climbing the pylon of the old Gay Meadow (former Shrewsbury Town football Club). It’s not a very good quality picture because it was scanned in from the newspaper. You would always get that feeling that you were on the high seas while up there, it would sway that much.

Paul.M · Jun 19, 2015

Remember that avatar, great selfie but what are you doing with your other hand?????

Darkwood · Jun 19, 2015

Paul.M said:
Remember that avatar, great selfie but what are you doing with your other hand?????

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He has a string on the back of his neck and when he pulls it his hair flares out

Darkwood · Jun 19, 2015

Yep I remember that mug Kam' been a while since we clocked it - can you recall my punk look?

Kamikaze · Jun 20, 2015

darkwood said:
Yep I remember that mug Kam' been a while since we clocked it - can you recall my punk look?

Yeah…I remember that. It was a canny likeness.:biggrin: But I see that you’ve gone all philosophical and intellectual with it, now that you’ve reached the dizzy heights of moderator.:jester: The avatar picture threads about guessing what a forum member looks like, on the persona they display on the forum, used to be quite enjoyable. Unfortunately, the fact that some members would lose the plot within the sandpit and the general negativity within the forum at the time, meant that those threads never quite reached the team building / bonding status they deserved. I remember that picture of the young lady on a push bike, with the flesh coloured bike seat, which according to an e-mail from Dan, caused a major uproar and nearly brought down the server…lol.

Kamikaze · Jul 11, 2015

The new aunt Anna is back up on the roof for her maiden voyage. She has taken the helm of the good ship “Chimney Mount”. But I appear to have turned the new lady into a nympho. Loads of channels have moved into the TV guidance list like a lynx. Even on a stormy night, may she have the highest gain “Babestation Extreme” TV signal! Amen!:sifone: