Time for a couple of swifties in my VR local

[Toonlad]

Me: Evening, pint please

Barman: Hows your day been

Me: Nowt much mate, just monging about the house, all the lads out on the lash. I spent most of today on the forums, laughing my head off.

Barman: Been some good jokes posted.

Me: No jokes mate, just a few dafties not listening to sound advice from experianced sparks,,, you know,......those that think, they know it all.

Barman: I bet you were going wild and pulling your hair out. Hahahaha

Me: Cant pull out what you havnt got mate hahaha. But i could use one of those Cowboy hats to blend in with them.

Barman: Those yeeehaaas, some boys ehh.

Me: Absolutely

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That was a bit RP (Roleplay)

I guess im home alone, wife out, the kids out and nothing but crap on the tv, plus cannot go on the ---- tonight long drive tomorrow seeing some old mates.

Yours in Sport

 

[trev]

Pretty much the same here mate. Mrs Trev went out at 4 "for an hour or two, going to Royal Quays" I'm here baby sitting the grandson, he's got me knackered. Might force one beer down. Just the one though since I'm in a position of responsibility

 

[Sintra]

Well I have no responsibilities tonight and no work until Wednesday so I'm getting hammered.

 

[markc123]

Sintra, that sounds awsome.

Tomorrow for me though, work during the day, treating myself to sunday and monday off. Think i'll need it to recover.

 

[tazz]

Even tho Good Friday had to work, and go up to Stoke....God you guys have got it cold up there, could believe the temperature.....23.30hrs and home with a vodka or two

 

[bigbaddave]

Ive started brewing wine.. Ohhhh god some serious hangovers....

Hair of the dog it is today

 

[Plonker 3]

Ive started brewing wine.. Ohhhh god some serious hangovers....

Hair of the dog it is today

Cant fault you cause is the cure and all that.

 

[Jay Sparks]

My cousin is brewing his own ginger beer!!!! Cant stand ginger beer. I was out last night, im out tonight and probably having a few beers at home tom night.lol Been a while since Ive drunk for 3 days.lol Probably be is as ........ on Monday though!

 

[telectrix]

Even tho Good Friday had to work, and go up to Stoke....God you guys have got it cold up there, could believe the temperature.....23.30hrs and home with a vodka or two

fair slog from surrey up to stoke, mate. hope the job justified the cost.

 

[Toonlad]

Well my day got off to a flying start,, went to load up the car with a couple overnight bags for me and the wife. Notices flat tyre,,,, friken cracking start at 0630, changes wheel all done. waiting for wife now. she jumps in we get 100 yrds down street another flat.. FFS. Jacks up the car whips off wheel thinking i will take the pair to be fixed at the garage just nip down in the van. Then wor lass said something my temper went i slammed the car door shut and the car fell off the jack. ****ed disc etc.

Now I am well and truelly ****ed off 2 tyres fixed car in garage getting wheel and disc sorted and checking pipes etc.

So now ive gone out bought a slab of beer, just cracked a couple open, and im going to drink myself into oblivion.

Best laid plans in ruin. If i get a phone call for a call out , they can **** right off at the high port.

 

[Jay Sparks]

The "like" is purely for the picture in my head of you slamming the car door shut and whilst still stood there, the car just falls over...PMSL in my head its gold!!lol
Hope the drink(s) help tonight! Ill be on my way there in a few hours.

 

[Toonlad]

divvint gan on aboot it, am bein torchored.

well on a good point im absolutely slaughtered now, took me 6 mins just to type this correctly hahaha so many backspaces its not possible hahaha

 

[Jay Sparks]

divvint gan on aboot it, am bein torchored.

well on a good point im absolutely slaughtered now, took me 6 mins just to type this correctly hahaha so many backspaces its not possible hahaha

Nice one, at least being ****ed dulls the pain a little.lol I've just come back from my working mens club and I've had a reet laugh!!!




Happy Easter everyone.



Jay

 

[Toonlad]

i really hope a numpty barley water spark posts soon (barley water=diluty) because i think i could get banned this evening , why because i can lol

 

[Silly Sausage]

Sorry Toony, that's one of the funniest things I've read recently!
Have one on me.

 

[Toonlad]

Im absolutly goosed , but i can see the funny side now. if i had a video of it, i would be £250 up on you been framed. All my pals have ripped me all day, so what choice have you got but laugh. maybe at the time it wasnt funny, but im laughing now, maybe because im p1ssed lol.

 

[Silly Sausage]

We've all done ballocks like that.
Laughing fodder for years to come.

 

[Toonlad]

ive got a catalogue full of snizz of stuff ive done over the years, from breaking a £2million pound radar control panel to walking into newcastle crown courts with a kids toy gun hahaha

 

[Silly Sausage]

Always liked you Geordies.
Last two ships I worked on are being scrapped, I'm started to get worried now!

 

[Plonker 3]

I have just woke up with the hangover from hell, so it must have been a good day yesterday.