what an idiot!

[Guest111]

Back in June I fitted an alarm for my mates daughter,her husband,s a complete tool and wants everything for nothing,anyway I did a basic no frills system for them at cost price,while I was there I changed an energy saving pendant for an ordinary one as he couldn't find anywhere that sold the lamps! Today I got a call that the alarm was broke and the light had a fault as well,I went round and the idiot starts giving it large that he,d set the alarm off accidentally and couldn't hear it in the house,I explained this was because the panel was in a cupboard and he didn,t want to pay for an internal siren,he then started moaning that none of his neighbours had come rushing around when the alarm went off,so that,s my fault I suppose.We then got onto the faulty light fitting,which turned out to be a blown lamp,he moaned at this because "that bulb hasn,t been in 5 minutes", it was the bulb I put in back in June and then it came out of another fitting,I had a really hard time controlling the urge to strangle the idiot,and of course it was a favour for a mate so I didn,t even have the satisfaction of sticking him with a big bill.

 

[Des 56]

Saunas in Welsh Wales?? ....................... The mind boggles !!!

Oh well I suppose they had to get around to it sauna or later.

I had a message about a sauna but I'm not allowed down there without my passport,:cry_smile: Pembroke is known as little England beyond Wales, the poor souls down there even talk with an English twang

I haven't read the threads closely YET
If this one is anything to go by,I can tell that I may be in for a roasting in the other one:8:

 

[Geordie Spark]

If you can manage to get any words out, smothered by those enormous baps.

I have to say they are an amazing sight to hold ...... I mean, behold.

 

[Paul.M]

I'm keeping my distance from her just now.

She took her dog to the vet's today and he came home with a couple of vital bits missing.

I'm not taking any chances .................

The dog's trying to work out what happened & is searching the house for his missing bits an meanwhile she got herself one of those electric slow cooking hot pot things and I've suddenly lost my appetite...............

That supper will be the dogs booolocks, literately.

 

[Geordie Spark]

That supper will be the dogs ********, literately.

That's what worries me!!

 

[Des 56]

I'm keeping my distance from her just now.

She took her dog to the vet's today and he came home with a couple of vital bits missing.

I'm not taking any chances .................

The dog's trying to work out what happened & is searching the house for his missing bits an meanwhile she got herself one of those electric slow cooking hot pot things and I've suddenly lost my appetite...............

You better pray he gets out of the habit of licking them clean. if he doesn't he mayy go looking for a substitute

Whats that Geordie saying " awaaay lad"

 

[Silly Sausage]

I have to say they are an amazing sight to hold ...... I mean, behold.

I'm almost getting a sense of feeling now!

Is she the female equivalent of Buster Gonad?
Or does she eat a lot of chips?

 

[Silly Sausage]

That supper will be the dogs booolocks, literately.

What, a couple of bone dry walnuts?
Need a crate o broon to wash them down.

 

[Geordie Spark]

I'm almost getting a sense of feeling now!

Is she the female equivalent of Buster Gonad?
Or does she eat a lot of chips?

She's great ... very low maintenance doesn't cost much to feed at all. Slim svelte and VERY pretty and only 25 years on the clock, but they were all long, hard years.

Costs a fair bit in Gin and Meths though.

 

[Paul.M]

That's what worries me!!

Hope the vet shaves them before serving. I dont like dog hairs with my sweet breads.


Anyway, weres that troll that had a go at Phil D and the others? He must be looking at his old threads and thinking what a daft question he asked after he read a book or six.

Quite a few of us on here would love him to have a pop again. I could do with a laugh at your expense Kite. Bring it on.

 

[Silly Sausage]

She's great ... very low maintenance doesn't cost much to feed at all. Slim svelte and VERY pretty and only 25 years on the clock, but they were all long, hard years.

Costs a fair bit in Gin and Meths though.

Only 25?!?!

You've either got a huge wallet, or a couple of Coke cans stacked on top of each other tucked in yer troosers.
Does she like Rum & Coke?

 

[Geordie Spark]

Hope the vet shaves them before serving. I dont like dog hairs with my sweet breads.


Anyway, weres that troll that had a go at Phil D and the others? He must be looking at his old threads and thinking what a daft question he asked after he read a book or six.

Quite a few of us on here would love him to have a pop again. I could do with a laugh at your expense Kite. Bring it on.

I wasn't taking too much notice of the technical bits - I just enjoyed his little put-downs. They were class.

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Only 25?!?!

You've either got a huge wallet, or a couple of Coke cans stacked on top of each other tucked in yer troosers.
Does she like Rum & Coke?

ALL Geordies are built this way !!!

 

[Silly Sausage]

ALL Geordies are built this way !!!

Amazing how big things look viewed through an empty bottle of dog

 

[tidyboiler]

She's great ... very low maintenance doesn't cost much to feed at all. Slim svelte and VERY pretty and only 25 years on the clock, but they were all long, hard years.

Costs a fair bit in Gin and Meths though.

:whatchutalkingabout .................. what are you after my fiasco? Can you not hear me banging the floor with my zimmer frame? Waiting for you.... tick tock........... by the way did you enjoy those tasty meatballs tonight?

 

[Geordie Spark]

:whatchutalkingabout .................. what are you after my fiasco? Can you not hear me banging the floor with my zimmer frame? Waiting for you.... tick tock........... by the way did you enjoy those tasty meatballs tonight?

Hello pet ... you still awake then?

 

[Paul.M]

:whatchutalkingabout .................. what are you after my fiasco? Can you not hear me banging the floor with my zimmer frame? Waiting for you.... tick tock........... by the way did you enjoy those tasty meatballs tonight?

Is it just me or are two members talking about eating dogs booolocks? I think we have hit an all time low lol .

Hope your both well TB and GS

 

[Silly Sausage]

Hello pet ... you still awake then?

Can't you slide her back in her coffin? :smilielol5:

 

[Paul.M]

Hello pet ... you still awake then?

Geordie its getting late and you've got a promise on. Get up stairs and show Mrs Boiler how you do a service pmsl.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Is it just me or are two members talking about eating dogs booolocks? I think we have hit an all time low lol .

Hope your both well TB and GS

They're just a pair of exhibitionists.
I'm just praying to the whatever that they don't start posting pictures of themselves together, or even worse.....
VIDEO clips!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tidyboiler]

Is it just me or are two members talking about eating dogs booolocks? I think we have hit an all time low lol .

Hope your both well TB and GS

Hi Paul, yes thanks, hope you are too!!

Hello pet ... you still awake then?

Yes dear, bring my toilet duck up when you come please.......

 

[Geordie Spark]

Can't you slide her back in her coffin? :smilielol5:

I'm the one that's the coffin dodger around here just now.

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Geordie its getting late and you've got a promise on. Get up stairs and show Mrs Boiler how you do a service pmsl.

The only service I need just now is the last rites.

 

[tidyboiler]

Geordie its getting late and you've got a promise on. Get up stairs and show Mrs Boiler how you do a service pmsl.

You tell him Paul!!!! :laugh3:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Hi Paul, yes thanks, hope you are too!!



Yes dear, bring my toilet duck up when you come please.......

Toilet duck?

Certainly my pet ... which flavour do you fancy tonight??

 

[tidyboiler]

Toilet duck?

Certainly my pet ... which flavour do you fancy tonight??

Oh you know me............... I'm not fussy!!

 

[Silly Sausage]

Geordie its getting late and you've got a promise on. Get up stairs and show Mrs Boiler how you do a service pmsl.

He could service his Goblin...

 

[Geordie Spark]

Oh you know me............... I'm not fussy!!

mg_smile::lipsrsealed2:

 

[Paul.M]

Mental picture just before bed time



Can I have cracked pepper and grated cheese on mine please?

 

[Silly Sausage]

You need several bottles of Veet there Paul.

 

[tidyboiler]

Mental picture just before bed time

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Can I have cracked pepper and grated cheese on mine please?

Oh my god, you don't realise how familiar they look!.... the poor dog keeps lifting his leg and looking bewildered...... "wheredego?"..........................

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You need several bottles of Veet there Paul.

Or a no-no!!!

 

[Silly Sausage]

Or a no-no!!!

Is that from personal experience?!

 

[Phoenix]

Frustration; The agonizing feeling that arises when the brain over-rides the bodys' basic desire to strangle the living **** out of some arsehole who truly deserves it.

Socrates, 450 BC