Who or what gets up your nose on TV?

[telectrix]

if it looks like pi$$, smells like pi$$, tastes like pi$$, chances are it is pi$$,

 

[Taylortwocities]

I really, really hate that AA advert with the child doing Proud Mary.
This...

 

[Red Tony]

It is rather annoying but good how she can do that at her age.

 

[telectrix]

simon cowell should be cocaine.he gets right up my nose.

 

[Pete999]

It is rather annoying but good how she can do that at her age.

That's meant to be a joke, right?

 

[Taylortwocities]

It is rather annoying but good how she can do that at her age.

I heard that she does all the voices for the Haribos adverts too.

 

[Red Tony]

That's meant to be a joke, right?

Yes so fcuk-ing laaaaarrrrrfffffff!

 

[Pete999]

Yes so fcuk-ing laaaaarrrrrfffffff!

At what exactly nothing remotely funny.

 

[Red Tony]

Cheer up Pete it might never happen

 

[Pete999]

Cheer up Pete it might never happen

Far to early to be cheerful Anthony, Tabs aint kicked in yet, I'll be OK in about half an hour I promise

 

[Red Tony]

Okay matey.....have a nice coffee and all will be well with the world.....
Plenty of sugar.

 

[Pete999]

Okay matey.....have a nice coffee and all will be well with the world.....
Plenty of sugar.

And there is another thing that Pees me off Sugar in me tea or coffee, cosmic, not in this Gaff Mate, sweeteners is all I get and not to many of them either, I reckon Her in door has the sugar bowl under surveillance.

 

[Red Tony]

Lol she wears the trousers then

 

[Pete999]

Lol she wears the trousers then

Not really Mate, it's the constant droning that gets to me and the only way to stop it, is to agree, suppose I should change my reply to Yes then

 

[static zap]

Yes so fcuk-ing laaaaarrrrrfffffff!

Don't worry Pete modern comedy -isn't meant too be funny-To us !

A wince is more appropriate .

 

[telectrix]

my morning coffeee is......

2 heaped spoons nescafe original
3 heaped spoons sugar.
half a gill of Tesco scotch,

all in a pint mug. coupled with 2 Rothmans king size.

sets me up for the day.

 

[static zap]

RIP - some guy on the Jeremy Kyle show .
and apologies for criticising real life ,entertainment !
(Still not my cup of tea)

 

[Pete999]

RIP - some guy on the Jeremy Kyle show .
and apologies for criticising real life ,entertainment !
(Still not my cup of tea)

Kyle gets right up mine, love to see someone t--t him, supercilious G-t

 

[telectrix]

hmmm. kyle is the sort to take him or leave him. as annoying as he is, he does help people with problems, so mu jury is out here.