Clients::::: Cant please them all !!!!!!!!!!!

[Davethesparks]

Call to repair a 6 mtr street light on a private estate
Was asked how much to repair
Answer cost of tower or cherry picker cost of labour cost of materials

Answer cancel that dont want to pay for a tower or cherry picker to reach said lamp post head
Solution = got meself a pole to learn how to pole vault to it

Customers dont u love em

Job cancelled

 

[OhmSweetOhm]

Get the customer to put you on his shoulders, mate!

 

[trev]

You mean you can't levitate and hover?
Bloody amateur

 

[telectrix]

had similar last year. quoted to repair 4 street lamps on a park homes site. priced £150 for a cherry picker, plus 4 hours, plus materials.. customer refused quote. heard 2 weeks later, he'd got a guy to do it for half my quote, using a ladder. ladder slipped, sparks broke left leg and right arm.

 

[Top Cat]

Ever thought about those strap on stilts the plasterers use? Mind you 6 Mtrs, 2 Mtrs for your height so 4 Mtr stilts. Love to see a video of you using them. Lol

 

[lamb]

A tower costs about 30 quid per day. They must be really tight.

 

[telectrix]

6 meters, not very high at all.

 

[OhmSweetOhm]

Do the stilts the plasterers use pass the health and safety test? They don't seem all too safe to me. 3 points of contact and all that...?

 

[Davethesparks]

A tower costs about 30 quid per day. They must be really tight.

So tight they only breath in LOL

 

[Top Cat]

Do the stilts the plasterers use pass the health and safety test? They don't seem all too safe to me. 3 points of contact and all that...?

Talking to a guy the other day wearing them and asked if he had any accidents. He said yes electrician had left a floorboard up and he went flying and nearly broke his legs.
Still he probably plastered over his socket boxes and was just getting his own back!