CUSTOMER BLAMED PLUMBER

[buzzlightyear]

I had a call from a customer ,I have problem with the shower it keeps blowing ,I had turned up to the job I said where is shower that keeps blowing .up stairs said the customer .went up the 13 wooden stairs
in to the bathroom mmm. I thought looking across the stair well .now that's not a 45 amp isolator it is a 20 neon d/p switch .
so Mr customer which F**king numpty fitted this I said .
the plumber fitted it. mmm. yeah wright .
are you sure I said .now this customer is now back tracking .
I then pulled up a chair sat him in it, turned off the lights .
I then pulled out my trusty torch wright between the eyes .now are you sure on this .customer looking at me head with shame .
he would crack under interrogation. it was me all the time said the customer .mmm lying t**t. thought to me self .

 

[telectrix]

Ve Have Vays of Making You talk.

but not like the gestapo officer who, upon meeting a Pig in the street of the village that the SS had just captured..........

Ve have Vays of making you PORK.

 

[tlangdon12]

You need to be more subtle: you should have said "If you've still got the receipt, you could take it back." and let him think about it for a mo. If he says "That's a good idea" you have him bang to rights. If he says "Er, don't know if the plumber still has the receipt" then perhaps he was telling the truth.

 

[rapparee]

"The Electrician" is a song written by American singer-songwriter Scott Walker . The song was first recorded and released by Walker's pop group The Walker Brothers as their fourteenth UK single and last official released while the group were still active in 1978. The single did not chart. The song describes the work of a CIA torturer.

 

[ipf]

"The Electrician" is a song written by American singer-songwriter Scott Walker . The song was first recorded and released by Walker's pop group The Walker Brothers as their fourteenth UK single and last official released while the group were still active in 1978. The single did not chart. The song describes the work of a CIA torturer.

Brilliant singer/songwriter Scott Walker………...but he didn't half have a long weird period.

 

[andyb]

His weird period is the bit I love, when he discovered Jacques Brel.

 

[PEG]

Come on lads,this 60's music banter,is not helping to cool the contacts on that showers' isolator

 

[littlespark]

To be fair, the customer has done a better job than most plumbers could do.

 

[Deleted member 72666]

His weird period is the bit I love, when he discovered Jacques Brel.

...'Amsterdam' and 'my death' covered by Bowie were great!