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Hi . I'm still contemplating that 2365 course and while studying came up with these which might help others in the multiple choice questions.

DIELECTRIC
Welsh DNO

POLE TRANSFORMER
17TH Edition exam for East Europeans

DOUBLE POLE
Selv and Pelv

JUNCTION BOX
fight at motorway interchange

FAULT FINDING DIAGNOSTIC
Welsh non believer who's always criticising his mates

FLASH PROTECTOR
Smartphone app that warns you when perverts are in the area

WAGO
Response when you are asking for directions in Beijing

EELECTRIC
Yorkshire farmers exclamation when finally connected to National Grid

UOhm
Bedsit

MOhm
Buckingham Palace

EARTH BONDING
New age Retreat

There must be more. Any ideas?

Good luck.
 
ADIABATIC

Welsh cricketer.
 
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Hi . I'm still contemplating that 2365 course and while studying came up with these which might help others in the multiple choice questions.

DIELECTRIC
Welsh DNO

POLE TRANSFORMER
17TH Edition exam for East Europeans

DOUBLE POLE
Selv and Pelv

JUNCTION BOX
fight at motorway interchange

FAULT FINDING DIAGNOSTIC
Welsh non believer who's always criticising his mates

FLASH PROTECTOR
Smartphone app that warns you when perverts are in the area

WAGO
Response when you are asking for directions in Beijing

EELECTRIC
Yorkshire farmers exclamation when finally connected to National Grid

UOhm
Bedsit

MOhm
Buckingham Palace

EARTH BONDING
New age Retreat

There must be more. Any ideas?

Good luck.
WiRing Chinese Electrician
 
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ELECTROLYSIS

Sparky's Sibling.
 
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"IP rating" Electrician with Prostate problems
 
ISOLATION........ punishment for farting in the canteen.
 
Safe Isolation = farting outside the canteen
 
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Twin and Earth pushing your identical Twin's face in the mud, it's getting silly
 
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Cablecleat

French taxi company
 
BUSBAR... heaven on a coach.
 
BUSBAR CHAMBER Toilet on a coach with a BUSBAR in it
 
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4 POLE ISOLATOR........ won't make much of a dent in the thousands over here
 
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Transformer, transgender Electrician's plastic Surgeon,
 
NUT SPINNER....... painful.
 
Singeit Patel = Local Asian Electrical Contractor
 
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Apprentice = punchbag
 
FLASH TEST....electrodes on a perv's nuts.
 
Terminal screwdriver = busted WERA or WIHA
 
Chock block = YORKE BAR
 
DI = Detective Inspector
 
QS.... Queer Sod.
 
EICR...electricians in constant revolt.
 
Klein Tools, trade bling
 
Meter Seal, a minor inconvenience.
 
Tool Bag, a dumb Electricians Lady friend
 
Here are some more.

NICEIC
Very friendly senior officer

NAPIT
Afternoon break when the boss is away

CONSUMER UNIT
Government guidelines on alcohol for electricians

RESIDUAL CURRENT
What's left when you finish baking

CATENARY
Long furred feline

PYRO CONDUCTOR
Works on the buses and likes starting fires

LIGHTENING CONDUCTOR
Gets through the minute waltz in 40s

And for regulars on this forum

BOIL IN THE BAG
medical condition due to working in lofts in summer

FIREFIGHTER
Wet Pants Special Forces
 
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CU .....Glaswegian exclamation.
 
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RCBO....religious orientated body odor.
 
EFLI......French Light Infantry.
 
CPC..........ocean going police officer.
 
ELECSA........Mexican holiday resort.
 
SRTOMA....motherly lemonade dispenser.
 
NAPIT Sparky having a kip, or IT help line
 

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