English man Scots man and Irish man join the Sas

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English,Scot and Irish man were at there final interview to join the SAS. The final task was to prove they could carry out any order without question.The general handed them a gun and told them that behind the three doors were the three men's wives. The order was to go in and shoot their wives.The English man goes in first and after a couple of minutes comes out with tears in his eyes saying he couldn't do it he loved her too much.Next was the Scot who after a couple of minutes comes out saying he couldn't shoot the mother of his children.Last in was the Irish man.There was loud banging heard from the room and after he emerged and said "this damn gun had only blanks in it,I had to strangle her instead"