Homes Under the Hammer morons

[rocker]

Just had the telly on in the background whilst interneting. Noticed some moron on this show saying
'We could take 2 weeks doing skirts and arcs and getting it wrong, wasting wood etc, when we could just get a joiner in who could get it done properly in two days.'

Makes sense so far. Cut to a shot of the same guy FIXING A LIGHTSWITCH ARGH A PIECE OF WOOD ISN'T GOING TO KILL YOU YOU TWONK, BUT THOSE PRETTY COLOURED WIRES MIGHT. Can't believe the BBC is able to film people doing things they arent trained to do like this. Oh yea the guy was a car salesman.

Sorry guys aint working today and in a bad mood.

 

[dubspark]

And did you notice his lack of insulated screwdriver too. I do laugh at times

 

[rocker]

Glad to see I'm not the only one on my backside today, dubstep.

Thing is I do have a small job I could be doing, but I really hate the bloke.....

 

[DurhamSparky]

backside what backside!!

 

[dubspark]

Supposed to be doing some homework on cable calcs ready for monday. I expect i will do it on sunday night when i normally help the kids with theirs.......nothing like leaving it till the last minute

Steve

 

[Guest123]

At least Billy on DIY SOS was NIC approved.

 

[pennywise]

Met him at the elex show seems like a nice guy.

 

[Notsosmart]

I would say that he was the only qualified guy on that programme (probably why the others felt the need to put him down so much)

 

[pennywise]

That and the fact he's 5ft nothing

 

[dubspark]

Best things come in small parcels.....................well thats what my mum told me anyway

Steve.

 

[Notsosmart]

Best things come in small parcels.....................well thats what my mum told me anyway

Steve.

That's also what I keep telling the Mrs

 

[Phil]

seem some right stuff on there .. "We have done the electrics ourselves to save a couple of grand" and so on, good job it`s aired while BC are at work.

 

[dubspark]

That's also what I keep telling the Mrs

OOOOO MATRON hahahahahaha

 

[rocker]

Ha ha thats a point I wonder if Control go around all these places after the program has been on, shopping people. Ha would love that!

 

[dubspark]

Ha ha thats a point I wonder if Control go around all these places after the program has been on, shopping people. Ha would love that!

Then they call out Rouge traders to film the "shocking" (see what i did there) installation

 

[scotsparky]

Best things come in small parcels.....................well thats what my mum told me anyway

Steve.

she also say you only get poison in small bottles?