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a lesson in proper inglish.





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scouse
A-Z

'ang on a mo' : 1.The last Scouse red indian. 2.please wait a momment.

Arl arse : Cruel.

Arl Fella : Father

ar 'ey : Oh no!

'ad off : Someone elses poor fortune.

Auld baig : Old woman. pron; Owld baig.

'ave off : A spot of improvised good fortune.

Az if : I don't belive that.

B

Bail : Go Away - Stop chatting ----

Beaut : An idiot.

Better beaut : An extreme idiot.

Bevvy : Beer.

Bevied up : Drunk.

Bifter : A cigarette or joint.

Bizzies, 'de : The Police.

Blag : Lie.

Blaggin' me 'ead : Lying to me.

Blert : A lightweight. Usually from down south.

Blind scouse : Vegetarian version of the scouse national dish.

Bombed out church, de' : St. Lukes.

Boss : Very good.

Butty : Sandwich.

C

Clobber : Clothes.

Cocky, de' : Night watchman.

Come 'ead : Lets go. Lets do it.

Crocky : Croxteth district. North end.

D

de' : The.

Deffo : Definately.

Divvy : A stupid person.

Do one : Go away.

E

Echo, 'de : Liverpools evening newspaper that is written and staffed by wools.

F

Fat Wap : An overweight person.

G

Gary Ablett's : Ecstacy tablets.

Geggin' in : To join in on something when you aren't invited.

Giz : Give.

Gobshite : Annoying Person or som one who does something stupid.

H

I

Is right : I agree. Good idea. Well said.

Is wrong : An argumentative response to is right.

J

Jarg : counterfit, fake, poor quality.

Jerk in bed: Birkenhead; a town on the wrong side of the River Mersey.

Jigger : 1. A girocheque. 2. A back alleyway.

K

Kidder : See la'.


Knock off : Stolen goods.

Knowsley : Officially not Scouseland.

Kopite : LFC fan.

L

La' : Lad.

Lid : See la'.

M

Made up : Very happy about something.

Manc : A lowly cotton mill worker.

Meff : A smelly, badly dressed person.

N

N' dat : Something else.

North End, de' : North end of the city eg. Noggsy, Crocky, de' Brook, Walton.

Noggsy : Norris Green district of the city. North end.

No need : An exclamation of disaproval.

O

On one : To act in a reckless manner.

On top te ---- : A bad situation.

On you : Staking a claim for next go on a spliff.

Orange Birds : see Scouse As Ye Like.

Ozzy, de' : Hospital.

P

Paddy's Wigwam : The Catholic Cathedral.

Plazee Scouser : A wool who adopts a Scouse accent and mannerisms in attempt to appear cool.

Posh ---- : Someone from certain areas of the south end or from down south.

Probe : Legendary Liverpool record label and record store.

Professional Scouser : eg. Jimmy Tarbuck, Cilla Black, Stan Boardman.

Q

R

Rocket: Beginning and end of the M62 motorway.

royal'ozzy, : The Royal Hospital.

S

Sack it la' : Stop that. Don't do it.

Sayers pastie : Scousers lunch.

Scally : Architypal Liverpool youth.

Scouse : A stew originating from Scandanavian sailors.

Scouser : One of the chosen few.

Scratch : Signing on the dole.

Shanks : The legendary Bill Shankly.



Skag Head : Heroin addict.

Slotted a boss hatrick : Scored 3 goals.

Soft Lad : Friendly name for a fool.

Sou-ey : Southport, an affluent and small former resort town north of the city. Famous for being robbed blind during English Bank Holidays.

South End, de' : South end of the city eg. Aigy, Speke, Garston see Mud Man, Allerton.

Sozz : Sorry.

Speke : Airport now re-branded as John Lennon International. Also district. South end.

Swerve on it : Not bother with it.

T

Ta' : Thank you.

Tellin' ye' : Emphasising agreement.

Texan : A beaut with a high opinion of him/herself.

Tocky : Toxteth district of the city. South end.

Trabs : Sports shoes.

U

V

W

Wabs : Ganja.

Whopper : An idiot.

Woolyback / Wool : A person from Runcorn, Wirral, Wigan, Warrington, Southport etc.

X

Y

Ye ma : Your mother.

Ye wha? : Pardon.

Yez/Youz : You (plural).

You'll never walk alone : LFC anthem. Show tune popularised by Gerry and his ferry.


Z
Z Cars : EFC Anthem
 
Not sure about this northern accent lark? Im a country bumpkin from zummerset.... we do things a bit different down here... no football and pies its rugby and cider. we have our own festivities too... we go out wassailing in the new year to ensure a good apple crop too. Anything past the Almondsbury interchange where the M5/4 meet is north for me and a line we do not cross as ''northerners be beyond them hills...''
 
From the Southerners to the Northerners do you understand the following?

Do you like travel and do you like sex...........


;o)))))))
 
A strange mix there,
Know & use , bevvy , divvy & Butty.
What the .... Trabs ,wabs & whopper s !

Local weirdness "bait" ... packed lunch
cobs / baps .. bread rolls

Warning about travel.. may become one .
Distant weirdness "grockle" ... Costal Non local = seasonal money source !
 
Nah our kid, give your 'ead a wobble! you'll be Skriking when we beat you tomorrow...Swear down!
nah. i predict LFC 3 - munc 1.
we have the Kop behind us, along with Klopp. how can we lose. so
eat m shorts.
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you buggeer. tahts me on the right.few years ago , mind.
 
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