not a good evening

[trev]

Go to Eastern Europe much cheaper

Women or dentists?

 

[telectrix]

Lightweight southern softy!

yeah, but i can do 4 sittings in a day. can you?

 

[shagbite]

That comes from an ad in Time Out

our lass saw once in the Men looking for Men section

, "Denture wearers only need apply".

yeah, alright mate, i'll believe you. it was "your lass" that saw it in the men-looking-for-men section.

 

[Geordie Spark]

porridge? careful, it's an open forum. i got a warning for mentioning a bj.

What's a bj Tel ??

 

[Geordie Spark]

hmm. 160 fl. oz. = 8 pints. used to be, but slowing down now. best i can manage in a sitting is 7 pints.

If that was my limit I would be ashamed to tell anybody - never mind post it on a forum !!

 

[Geordie Spark]

That comes from an ad in Time Out our lass saw once in the Men looking for Men section, "Denture wearers only need apply".

Aye, well ............... women are ok, but you can't beat the real thing - or so I'm told. :sick:

 

[Geordie Spark]

women or dentists?

both !!!!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

yeah, but i can do 4 sittings in a day. can you?

PAH!! ................ piece of cake ... I can do that standin' on me heid .... an' that's canny tryping considerin' I've just supped 3 bottles o' white wine th'neet.

 

[Silly Sausage]

hmm. 160 fl. oz. = 8 pints. used to be, but slowing down now. best i can manage in a sitting is 7 pints.

SEVEN pints, pansy!
I had you down as a solid boozing partner, my world is in tatters now.

 

[tidyboiler]

What's a bj Tel ??

I was wondering that myself.........:28:

 

[tidyboiler]

Aye, well ............... women are ok, but you can't beat the real thing - or so I'm told. :sick:

Oi, fiasco.................. come closer and say that......................:75:

 

[Silly Sausage]

yeah, alright mate, i'll believe you. it was "your lass" that saw it in the men-looking-for-men section.

Hahaha...like G said, men know best.
In Amsterdam once and a note was slipped under the room door, pic of cock & balls with the message men do it better, ring 567688448.
Unfortunately I was out of credit.

 

[Kate]

Hahaha...like G said, men know best.
In Amsterdam once and a note was slipped under the room door, pic of cock & balls with the message men do it better, ring 567688448.
Unfortunately I was out of credit.

Memorised the number though

 

[Geordie Spark]

SEVEN pints, pansy!
I had you down as a solid boozing partner, my world is in tatters now.

I know!! ................ He's a bloody lightweight.

Try 10 bottles of Dog, 2 Carlsberg special then go on stage & play an almost non-stop 45 minute set of hard, fast Rock 'n' Roll sometime.

Sorts the men from the boys.

 

[dan86]

well, quick update- mouth still sore, swollen, and bleeding from where tooth was taken out. just phoned dentist, got an appt in 45 mins. I didn't want any hassle!