Old fogy trying to stay young(ger)

[Spoon]

69....

I know my limitations when it comes to my body.. Doesn't stop me dancing round the living room with my tee shirt over my head, while my son tells me to "stop it", my daughter tries to tickle my belly and the missus says "you are traumatising the kids..."

 

[telectrix]

traumatising the kids?????she got no idea. traumatising kids takes a lot of skill. very hard if you've not got a coal shed to lock them in. second choice would be a dark, cobwebby attic, but most of them are now extra bedrooms. i suppose you could make them watch Freddie Kruger films. ( didn't work with mine, he loved those films when he was 3.). only thing these days is to confiscate their playstation, mobile phone and ipad. they might then manage to learn to read.

 

[telectrix]

traumatising the kids?????she got no idea. traumatising kids takes a lot of skill. very hard if you've not got a coal shed to lock them in. second choice would be a dark, cobwebby attic, but most of them are now extra bedrooms. i suppose you could make them watch Freddie Kruger films. ( didn't work with mine, he loved those films when he was 3.). only thing these days is to confiscate their playstation, mobile phone and ipad. they might then manage to learn to read.

 

[Pete999]

traumatising the kids?????she got no idea. traumatising kids takes a lot of skill. very hard if you've not got a coal shed to lock them in. second choice would be a dark, cobwebby attic, but most of them are now extra bedrooms. i suppose you could make them watch Freddie Kruger films. ( didn't work with mine, he loved those films when he was 3.). only thing these days is to confiscate their playstation, mobile phone and ipad. they might then manage to learn to read.

Or make em watch Alan Carr, now that would be traumatic for the little darlings.

 

[telectrix]

even worse. sit them down in front of jeremy kyle.

 

[Spoon]

even worse. sit them down in front of jeremy kyle.

Now that's just sick..... (in the bad sense of the word...)

 

[Spoon]

@Wilko : lmao.... Informative...

 

[Percyprod]

Traumatising the kids.........now there's a thought, missus said I needed a hobby. Now where's my Val Doonican collection?

 

[Pete999]

Traumatising the kids.........now there's a thought, missus said I needed a hobby. Now where's my Val Doonican collection?

 

[Spoon]

I like that song. Most prob cause my mum loved it and used to sing it when it was on.