One month to go + 1 day.....

Squid · Feb 13, 2018

March the 14th, get in there the once a year treat..........

mhar · Feb 13, 2018

Clean your teeth?

Zdb · Feb 13, 2018

Change of underpants?

RWJ · Feb 13, 2018

Wedding anniversary

Spoon · Feb 13, 2018

Celebrating the anniversary of your sex change...

Strima · Feb 13, 2018

Annual bath?

RWJ · Feb 13, 2018

Wind a load of thick sparks up on a forum?

Spoon · Feb 13, 2018

Colonic irrigation time.... Thinking of upgrading it to use a jet wash machine...

telectrix · Feb 13, 2018

what, all the way to manchester for elex. make sure you change your underpants. we're civilised up here. i personally have 12 pairs... january, february, march..........

Risteard · Feb 13, 2018

Steak and some nice extras day, I presume...

telectrix · Feb 13, 2018

must be southerners' valentine's day. you know how backward southerners are.

buzzlightyear · Feb 13, 2018

what ,clean the spuds out of your ears !

Rpa07 · Feb 13, 2018

It’s my birth date so has it anything to do with me?
I’ll bet it’s about cars - Nurburgring?

buzzlightyear · Feb 13, 2018

is it the grand plearly day in London!

Rpa07 · Feb 13, 2018

Is that pearly as in king and queen, Buzz? Which one is SWD?

buzzlightyear · Feb 13, 2018

Rpa07 said:
Is that pearly as in king and queen, Buzz? Which one is SWD

we will have to wait for that one ,could be we are not amused !

telectrix · Feb 13, 2018

Rpa07 said:
Is that pearly as in king and queen, Buzz? Which one is SWD?

the one with the big -----.

Gavin John Hyde · Feb 13, 2018

Its coming up to the end of the financial year and @SWD has saved all the odds bits of loose change and expenses throughout the year and is off down the local parlour to have a good time with the girls prior to preparing the accounts.

Squid · Feb 13, 2018

Gavin John Hyde said:
Its coming up to the end of the financial year and @SWD has saved all the odds bits of loose change and expenses throughout the year and is off down the local parlour to have a good time with the girls prior to preparing the accounts.

I took 18 months off so no accounts to file well not much anyway and have a year to sort out my CGT bill.

Loose change pffffff you cider drinkers are just like the turnip munchers ;o)))))))