.......................so true

[malcolmsanford]

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
Her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

 

[Megavolt]

Lol mint

 

[Jimmy Boy]

*wipes drink off screen* ha ha

 

[telectrix]

10 word novel.......

Lonnie took cocaine,then Lonnie was happy. Then Lonnie died.

 

[jaresquire]

Lonnie ain't the only one on something...

 

[telectrix]

all i'm on is 5% ale. good for body and soul. her indoors is actually watching the film " summer holiday" and wondering why i'm on the pc.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Substitute Wife for Machine in this...
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