Sorry, had to be done..............

[7029 dave]

One big humbug. lol

 

[Geordie Spark]

Me!! :dita:

Warm, snuggly, hot toddies, mince pies, Mulberry handbags, what's not to love?

Fixed that for you pet.

 

[Besoeker]

Sorry son, I just like to keep everyone's spirits up!!!!! :santa_smiley:

Make mine a Lagavulin - a large one, please!

 

[Guest77]

I love Christmas as well, I love everything about it except the mother in law coming around for Dinner, thats the bad bit lol

 

[shanky887614]

I love Christmas as well, I love everything about it except the mother in law coming around for Dinner, thats the bad bit lol

lol, unlucky me family is fine, grand mother is a pain in the arse but over 300miles away so only visit couple times a year.

stepdads mother though looks like a dyke and got barred from local when she broke her angle when she fell off the table she was dancing on (she is over 65)

 

[Geordie Spark]

I love Christmas as well, I love everything about it except the mother in law coming around for Dinner, thats the bad bit lol

Those of us dwelling in the civilised part of the country gave-up cannibalism many years ago and now eat turkey at Christmas.

Not sure how the Turks feel about it though,

 

[telectrix]

I love Christmas as well, I love everything about it except the mother in law coming around for Dinner, thats the bad bit lol

mine comes round as well, but only because she knows we can't fit her in the oven.

 

[rapparee]

stepdads mother though looks like a dyke and got barred from local when she broke her ankle when she fell off the table she was dancing on (she is over 65)

She sounds like good craic

 

[tidyboiler]

My ex-Mother in Law makes Myra Hindley look like Mother Theresa. The lipstick backs into the tube when she uses it, and the mice throw themselves on the traps............. (Thanks Les Dawson). :laugh:

 

[tidyboiler]

Fixed that for you pet.

Oooh does that mean you have bought me another one Geordie? Or is it a Chanel? :leaving: