things that make you smack your forehead

[gnuuser]

doing a power quality analysis for the main computer room
i noticed some weird spikes around noon ???

went to computer room and found the tech guy had made a home-made hot dogger using some cord and a couple of galvanized nails

i asked why and he said it was too far to walk to the lunch-room to use the microwave.

i told him i hope he likes zinc poisoning as a garnish for his hot dog

what a twit!

 

[trev]

Boss of mine one time had a pub, sent me up there to do a few odds and ends. Got there, tried to isolate the circuit and couldn't find how to so in my world the job ain't getting done. He turns up, calls me a ----- and starts working live. Sparks flew and he got bitten, turns out the iso was in an outbuilding and the fuse had been replaced with a nail