tricorder for sale- ex mr spock

[ayjay]

i would like to offer a genuine pre-owned tri-corder, spock gave it to me i think
and another one too(not working the dilithim crystal battery packed up
or a bad connection?( souloo probably messed with it ) should a
buyer get access to dylithim crystal batterys in 2637-ish the tricorders would be useful in a cave but not on planet earth
starting price
10/6d

 

[Plonker 3]

And your point is?

 

[Jamzie]

I think ayjay's been on the smokey stuff again

 

[Pete999]

Oh no not more Star Trek ess h 1 tee

 

[telectrix]

you'd make a fortune if you went to the planet zylon3, where they have invented a miracle hair restorer. capt. picard will pay 5000 galactic credits.

 

[R G]

Beam me up Scotty..

 

[tazz]

Moved to Chit Chat, As totally off topic...In fact off this planet..!!

 

[Guest55]

christ , you cant even get your dim witted ramblings factually correct

Dilithium crystals are used to power ships engines , not any hand held devices due to the extremely dangerous anti-matter injection process involved.

;-)

 

[telectrix]

escaped that fate. doctors wanted me to have a flu jab. i said stick it in your own arse.

 

[Pete999]

escaped that fate. doctors wanted me to have a flu jab. i said stick it in your own arse.

Come on Tel we all know that vaccinations are now done by hypo spray, don't be such a wimp lol

 

[telectrix]

you mean like bones does in star trek? anyway, i don't want a dose of the flu. i can catch my own if i want.

 

[Kamikaze]

Is the interface protocol Android 4.4 kitkat compatible? If it is, I might be interested. But I’m not paying any more than six thousand eight hundred Altairian dollars.atriot:

 

[telectrix]

unfortunately it's only compatible with mars bars at the present, but i'm working in a solution based on the theory that all matter is edible.

 

[Kamikaze]

You could be on to something there. I had some Tachyon cake washed down with some Raktajino the day after tomorrow but it went through me like a Porsche. It will be edible but will be giving me some terrible indigestion.

 

[telectrix]

ah. tachyon cake. very unstable. you should have exposed it to dirrillunium ray treatment for a period of not less than 4 hours. this would have neutralised the cantonium di-ethyl-oxide which reacts badly with raktajino when imbibed by humans who, unlike other life forms, utilise hydrochloric acid in the digestion process.