Weather in North East

[Geordie Spark]

whie if he dis , hes not gan back on it , is ee?

Aye ..... them Mackems 'll ha'e it awa from under 'im.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Roads are too snowed up tonight for TD to get round your joint then?
Call a cab!!!

 

[ruston]

Aye ..... them Mackems 'll ha'e it awa from under 'im.

Ya beta txt im an tel im not ti di nae han signals if hes got his good watch on.

 

[Sintra]

Well got out of Sunderland complete with the wheels and all other belongings lol. 607 mile round trip done plus 3 hours on site. Not bad for a days work. Didn't notice how bad the roads were cause I couldn't even see them on the way up with all the fog and a stinking windscreen.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well got out of Sunderland complete with the wheels and all other belongings lol. 607 mile round trip done plus 3 hours on site. Not bad for a days work. Didn't notice how bad the roads were cause I couldn't even see them on the way up with all the fog and a stinking windscreen.

How the Hell did ye manage THAT??!!! :confused5::rolleyes4:

Anyway, I'm pleased you survived & are home safely.

 

[Sintra]

How the Hell did ye manage THAT??!!! :confused5::rolleyes4:

Anyway, I'm pleased you survived & are home safely.

Just got oot the car and said way ay man all reet must have passed as a local.

 

[markc123]

Out of interest which way did you end up going? Stay inland?

Book a doctors appointment sintra, you don't know what you've caught straying that far north :38:

 

[Sintra]

Straight up the A1 (A1M) then onto the A19.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Straight up the A1 (A1M) then onto the A19.

Aye .... that's the way.

 

[markc123]

Lucky you.

Couldn't think of doing anything worse on a morning like this morning lol.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Question: What do you call Mackem lass with a runny nose?

Answer: Full.

 

[Sintra]

Lucky you.

Couldn't think of doing anything worse on a morning like this morning lol.

Wasn't too bad apart from having to get up at 3.00am

 

[ruston]

So what do you think the show so far?

 

[shagbite]

how do you know when a geordie bird's had an orgasm?


she drops her chips.

 

[markc123]

can't wait for Tidy Boilers opinion on that lol

 

[Geordie Spark]

can't wait for Tidy Boilers opinion on that lol

She'll agree with it ........... she isn't a Geordie lass. She's a Staffy/Pikey.

 

[markc123]

Im guessing you got her a kennel for christmas then :38:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Im guessing you got her a kennel for christmas then :38:

nope ......... I got her an oven & hob.

We got a bit fed up with her filling the hoose with smoke from the fire when she was baking the hedgehogs.

 

[markc123]

Geordie, You are a man my son.

Getting the woman back where she belongs. In the kitchen cooking, good work fella, good work.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Geordie, You are a man my son.

Getting the woman back where she belongs. In the kitchen cooking, good work fella, good work.

Aye ............. she's a great lass - one of the very best - and she definitely deserves me.