Weather in North East

[Sintra]

What's the weather like up in the North East. Gotta drive up to Sunderland from London and be up there for 8.00am. Just need a heads up on the roads.

 

[Geordie Spark]

We have a bit of snow in Gateshead, but it's nothing like as much as we used to have when I was a kid. That said, these days anything deeper than an inch and everything grinds to a halt. Folk today are a bunch of ------- IMHO.

 

[Sintra]

Cheers mate

 

[Geordie Spark]

I would stay well away from Sunderland if I were you - they still eat missionaries there.

 

[Sintra]

I would stay well away from Sunderland if I were you - they still eat missionaries there.

Don't intend being there too long. Straight in and reprogram lighting system then gone.

 

[Guest55]

even eskimos laff at the weather around the north east :-D

 

[ruston]

Main roads are fine in North Northumberland - the untreated back streets are like glass though so take care . Time is 20.53

 

[markc123]

Geordie won't class me as North East been in sunny *snowy North Yorkshire...but im on the east coast, and north yorkshire so putting 2 and 2 together im North East so dont even open your mouth you geordie twit

Main roads are fine, you heading up through York? Wouldn't advise on cuttin towards the coast and going the Whitby road thats hurrendous, id probably mission towards Ripon then head east around there somewhere.

Don't forget your tetanus shot :laugh3: anything past middlesborough is a no go zone haha.

Although slightly past Sunderland (so ure okay sintra) this is just to annoy Geordie, and possibly trev :laugh: ...As John Bishop says...thats what the angel of the north is...its got its arms spread because its saying "what the f you doing? turn back turn back turn back" haha.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I don't stray anywhere North of York, especially with Geordie S baying for my blood!

 

[ruston]

even eskimos laff at the weather around the north east :-D

It's all part of our cunning plan :devil:

 

[ruston]

Geordie won't class me as North East been in sunny *snowy North Yorkshire...but im on the east coast, and north yorkshire so putting 2 and 2 together im North East so dont even open your mouth you geordie twit

Main roads are fine, you heading up through York? Wouldn't advise on cuttin towards the coast and going the Whitby road thats hurrendous, id probably mission towards Ripon then head east around there somewhe

Don't forget your tetanus shot :laugh3: anything past middlesborough is a no go zone haha.

Although slightly past Sunderland (so ure okay sintra) this is just to annoy Geordie, and possibly trev :laugh: ...As John Bishop says...thats what the angel of the north is...its got its arms spread because its saying "what the f you doing? turn back turn back turn back" haha.

That Angel is rusting already , ye cannit get the men noo man.:4:

 

[Sintra]

Cheers lads gotta get a bit of a kip now. Early start

 

[shagbite]

na-night.

 

[tidyboiler]

Geordie won't class me as North East been in sunny *snowy North Yorkshire...but im on the east coast, and north yorkshire so putting 2 and 2 together im North East so dont even open your mouth you geordie twit



Although slightly past Sunderland (so ure okay sintra) this is just to annoy Geordie, and possibly trev :laugh: ...As John Bishop says...thats what the angel of the north is...its got its arms spread because its saying "what the f you doing? turn back turn back turn back" haha.

I'm guessing he hasn't spotted this .................... yet. :uhoh2:

 

[ruston]

I'm guessing he hasn't spotted this .................... yet. :uhoh2:

Will when he gets back from skiing doon the Angels hill lol.

 

[markc123]

When he sees this, i'll be ready TB don't you worry - i'll be ready... :boxing_smiley:

 

[trev]

Don't intend being there too long. Straight in and reprogram lighting system then gone.

Bloody southerners coming up here and taking our jobs!

 

[ruston]

Bloody southerners coming up here and taking our jobs!

Wait till he finds all the lights are at the scrappy , be here a month!

 

[trev]

Yep, it is Sunderland after all hehe

 

[ruston]

Yep, it is Sunderland after all hehe

Then there's where he parks the motor , Thats why we divint di it init lol.

 

[markc123]

been to the good old van, says its -4 outside at the moment. You becareful Sintra, or maybe take some ice skates with you.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Don't intend being there too long. Straight in and reprogram lighting system then gone.

Are ye Gas Safe registered then??

 

[Geordie Spark]

I don't stray anywhere North of York, especially with Geordie S baying for my blood!

Very wise bonny lad !!

 

[markc123]

This forums dead tonight...

Geordie, Sunderland is better than Newcastle.

:38: :vanish: lol

 

[Geordie Spark]

This forums dead tonight...

Geordie, Sunderland is better than Newcastle.

:38: :vanish: lol

Yes .......... of course it is.

 

[ruston]

Cad noo Geordie an Trev , mite ha ti put ma tee shart on. See sunnerland got nacked , widnt wan i be a stranger ther the morn.

 

[markc123]

Come on geordie i was expecting a scrap haha. Ruston, i literally have no idea what you just said lol

 

[Geordie Spark]

Come on geordie i was expecting a scrap haha. Ruston, i literally have no idea what you just said lol

Too tired for fighting th'neet bonny lad, but here's the translation of Ruston's post:

Cad noo Geordie an Trev , mite ha ti put ma tee shart on. See sunnerland got nacked , widnt wan i be a stranger ther the morn.

It is cold now Geordie and Trev, I may have to put my tee shirt on. I see Sunderland's football team lost a game, I would not like to be a stranger there (in Sunderland) tomorrow morning.

 

[trev]

This forums dead tonight...

Geordie, Sunderland is better than Newcastle.

:38: :vanish: lol

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[ruston]

I said it is cold and I may have to put thermal underclothing on,and as Sunderland have been unsuccessful in the football it may be hazardous for non indigenous people to be wandering in said city all day tomorrow.

 

[Geordie Spark]

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I understand it's a 5 week course.

 

[markc123]

I said it is cold and I may have to put thermal underclothing on,and as Sunderland have been unsuccessful in the football it may be hazardous for non indigenous people to be wandering in said city all day tomorrow.

So basically, Sintra isn't coming back lol...is that what you're saying

 

[ruston]

I said it is cold and I may have to put thermal underclothing on,and as Sunderland have been unsuccessful in the football it may be hazardous for non indigenous people to be wandering in said city all day tomorrow.

Ye see ma fingers see cad an coodni tipe it quik enuf.:smartass2:

 

[ruston]

Na once he gets the crack up here he won't want to go home , Geordies love everybody, magic place. We just take the P out of ourselves .

 

[bigbaddave]

What's the weather like up in the North East. Gotta drive up to Sunderland from London and be up there for 8.00am. Just need a heads up on the roads.

Not sure about the whether but dont stop at traffic lights there.. Well that is if you have grown attached to your wheels.. Come to Gateshead.. Much nicer..

 

[ruston]

Not sure about the whether but dont stop at traffic lights there.. Well that is if you have grown attached to your wheels.. Come to Gateshead.. Much nicer..

Waat ye triin ti say like.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Na once he gets the crack up here he won't want to go home , Geordies love everybody, magic place. We just take the P out of ourselves .

............ and everybody else !!!

 

[ruston]

You mean there are others!!!!:tt1:

 

[Geordie Spark]

You mean there are others!!!!:tt1:

Well we'll have Sintra to rip the pi$$ out of shortly.

I wonder if he's coming on his bike???

 

[ruston]

Well we'll have Sintra to rip the pi$$ out of shortly.

I wonder if he's coming on his bike???

whie if he dis , hes not gan back on it , is ee?

 

[Geordie Spark]

whie if he dis , hes not gan back on it , is ee?

Aye ..... them Mackems 'll ha'e it awa from under 'im.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Roads are too snowed up tonight for TD to get round your joint then?
Call a cab!!!

 

[ruston]

Aye ..... them Mackems 'll ha'e it awa from under 'im.

Ya beta txt im an tel im not ti di nae han signals if hes got his good watch on.

 

[Sintra]

Well got out of Sunderland complete with the wheels and all other belongings lol. 607 mile round trip done plus 3 hours on site. Not bad for a days work. Didn't notice how bad the roads were cause I couldn't even see them on the way up with all the fog and a stinking windscreen.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well got out of Sunderland complete with the wheels and all other belongings lol. 607 mile round trip done plus 3 hours on site. Not bad for a days work. Didn't notice how bad the roads were cause I couldn't even see them on the way up with all the fog and a stinking windscreen.

How the Hell did ye manage THAT??!!! :confused5::rolleyes4:

Anyway, I'm pleased you survived & are home safely.

 

[Sintra]

How the Hell did ye manage THAT??!!! :confused5::rolleyes4:

Anyway, I'm pleased you survived & are home safely.

Just got oot the car and said way ay man all reet must have passed as a local.

 

[markc123]

Out of interest which way did you end up going? Stay inland?

Book a doctors appointment sintra, you don't know what you've caught straying that far north :38:

 

[Sintra]

Straight up the A1 (A1M) then onto the A19.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Straight up the A1 (A1M) then onto the A19.

Aye .... that's the way.

 

[markc123]

Lucky you.

Couldn't think of doing anything worse on a morning like this morning lol.