Well, I tried...I really tried, but...

[pirate]

Hey, nothing ventured, as they say...
Basically, I sat on it, and pressed the switch...nothing.
I pressed the switch while peeing in to the bowl...nothing.
Finally, I put one foot into the bowl, while pressing the switch with wet fingers... and absolutely noth...
BLAM!
The light on the patio blew!

Every day is a learning experience...

 

[telectrix]

should have used the button top of the cistern. that makes the thing wash out the bowl.

 

[pirate]

Oh fk! Thanks Tel! I thought it was an electric flush, what with the switch being so close...
DOH!

 

[telectrix]

switch might be a bollok washer

 

[pirate]

No use to me then, Tel...wife says I haven't got any...

 

[telectrix]

send her to specsavers.

 

[Squid]

send her a magnifying glass.........

;o))))

 

[MDJ]

Hey, nothing ventured, as they say...View attachment 44190
Basically, I sat on it, and pressed the switch...nothing.
I pressed the switch while peeing in to the bowl...nothing.
Finally, I put one foot into the bowl, while pressing the switch with wet fingers... and absolutely noth...
BLAM!
The light on the patio blew!

Every day is a learning experience...

Hi Mate, nice to see you sober again, whoops I mean posting.

 

[rapparee]

No use to me then, Tel...wife says I haven't got any...

I thought they were in her handbag?