C.K Tools Competition - Stubby VDE Screwdrivers

[CK Tools]

Hi All,

To celebrate the launch of the C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack, we have 4 sets to giveaway to 4 lucky winners!!

Whilst they’re not BIG, they are CLEVER! Featuring a short slim blade for easy access to even sunken screws in the tightest of places, they are fully VDE approved and tested up to 10,000v!

To enter, just complete the following sentence…

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because….”

The 4 answers with the highest number of likes wins so make ‘em funny but keep it clean

Competition will close on Friday 25th May 2018.

Good luck one and all!

Claire

C.K Tools

 

[xmetal]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because….”

I ain't got one!

 

[egg67]

All the competitions I enter I lose and I need a stubby one for a job Ian going to do which involves wiring a shed in phone wire as this is the only thing I can find that will give me the 3 phase I need for my Welder.
So the answer is A1

 

[suffolkspark]

I dont think i have it in me to produce a clean answer with all the words in your post, tight places, stubby etc etc... Think ive been single too long.

Lets go with i need these screwdrivers because with them splayed out on my toolbelt like a peacock im sure to attract a mate

 

[Yozza19]

I need the ck stubby vde because I have big hands and a small d***

 

[casperLennon]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack,just because….”

 

[Wilko]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because….” My friends all drive Porches and I must make amends ... ( with apologies to Janice)

 

[Christopher Bernard]

I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because I like holding stubby things.

 

[HandySparks]

I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because they're the best tools to get me out of a tight spot.

 

[Pete999]

I need a CK Stubby VDE slim 4pack, because I saw them in Midshires of Northampton and my Wife was with me and she said NO more tools.

 

[Squid]

I'd send them to Pete as he does volunteer work for help the aged........

 

[Gazthesparky]

I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because I have short and stubby fingers

 

[MDJ]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because….”CK Screwdrivers are the same in size as the brain of most of the Sparks on here.

 

[HandySparks]

Or, how about:
I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because it looks a bit more professional than a screwdriver bit grasped with a wrench, which is what I used for this job.

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because i got club hands and the dexterity of a drunk elephant having previously broken my wrist!

 

[telectrix]

i need it just to be one up on megattooltart pete.

 

[hightower]

I've just had my house valued for a new mortgage deal and the prat seems to think something worth £140k not 2 years ago is now worth £105k. Therefore, I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack so I can screw this guy in return.

 

[camerabloke]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because My mummy says I’m not allowed real tools as I might hurt my handy wandy

 

[Pete999]

I've just had my house valued for a new mortgage deal and the prat seems to think something worth £140k not 2 years ago is now worth £105k. Therefore, I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack so I can screw this guy in return.

A stubby will be no good HT far to short, get a gert big fat one more damage that way.

 

[camerabloke]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because My mummy says I’m not allowed real tools as I might hurt my handy wandy

 

[Pete999]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because My mummy says I’m not allowed real tools as I might hurt my handy wandy

What would you need stubbies for? when you use mine anyway, if I win you can borrow mine, with the proviso that you don't use them like you do most of my tools. But only if I win, the chances of me buying then have been reduced to zero after this mornings fiasco,never been so humiliated in all my life. Mind you they did look tasty, might get some cash and get them, when She aint looking.

 

[Pete999]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because My mummy says I’m not allowed real tools as I might hurt my handy wandy

They are real tools Mate, real as in just what I wanted, until she who has to be obeyed saw me fondling them, the Stubbies that is. Just wait until she goes to M&S whatch and learn, I'll get them without a wimper.

 

[Midwest]

I DON'T need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack, 'cos I already got a set, and bally good they are too

 

[Wilko]

I DON'T need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack, 'cos I already got a set, and bally good they are too

 

[Toneyz]

Because of it will peee Pete off if I win one.

 

[Toneyz]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because My mummy says I’m not allowed real tools as I might hurt my handy wandy

Because of you will peee Pete off too.

 

[Joshua]

I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because I'm from Essex and my sunbed needs fixing and these would work lovely. I'm getting paler and paler by the minute, I'll be whiter than Casper the friendly Ghost if it carries on

 

[Toneyz]

I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because I'm from Essex and my sunbed needs fixing and these would work lovely. I'm getting paler and paler by the minute, I'll be whiter than Casper the friendly Ghost if it carries on

I thought it was all spray tans in Essex.

 

[Strima]

I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because People will be replying to this thread in three years time...

 

[Joshua]

I thought it was all spray tans in Essex.

I'm old school, only real Essex ard nuts get proper tans.

 

[Pete999]

I DON'T need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack, 'cos I already got a set, and bally good they are too

Because of it will peee Pete off if I win one.

No it wont

 

[The Ghost]

Actually I don't want a CK stubby VDE screwdriver set best of luck the rest of you.

 

[The Ghost]

Deleted as duplicate.

 

[Pete999]

I DON'T need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack, 'cos I already got a set, and bally good they are too

Because of it will peee Pete off if I win one.

No it wont

Deleted as duplicate.

 

[Andy5678]

I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because i don’t have any stubby drivers!!!!

 

[HappyHippyDad]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because….”

..... they are simply the best. I've used many others but found these to be far superior. Quite frankly I love them

 

[Pete999]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because….”

..... they are simply the best. I've used many others but found these to be far superior. Quite frankly I love them

Crawler

 

[Dannyg8810]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because… I’m a self confessed tool tart and these would help my CK tool addiction.

 

[Pete999]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because… I’m a self confessed tool tart and these would help my CK tool addiction.

29 and your a tool tart Danny? get real mate, 72 in July, now I'm a tool tart only kidding, got to start somewhere Mate

 

[Devonchris]

As a subbie and a hubby
I would love to buy a stubby,
But my money's always gone
By Thursday tea.
So if I'm going to own a stubby
And remain a hubby
Then the only way I'll do it is for free.

 

[Toneyz]

So if you win Pete, Mrs Pete999 won't believe you won them now.

 

[Krwz89’s]

I need a stubby because people keep putting C.Us and alarm panels in tight dark cupboards

 

[Rpa07]

I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because I desire something that is not glued, indented or crimped and that perfectly describes the stubby set!

 

[JAWS]

"I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because" I voted Remain in the EU referendum which means if you "DON'T" vote for me & I get my own way you will be constantly bombarded with emails & phone calls by myself advising you to change your mind.

 

[SparkyChick]

I need a C.K. Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because once I have them and realise they are fab just like the other C.K. VDE drivers I own (I particularly like the slims ) I can make sure to maintain the gender stereotypes with a question to C.K.... are they available in pink?

 

[Pete999]

I thought it was all spray tans in Essex.

Spray Tans, Cosmetic Dentistry, Brain Surgeons, etc

 

[Toneyz]

Spray Tans, Cosmetic Dentistry, Brain Surgeons, etc

And enhancements.

 

[Fitzy]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because….”

I’m short and stubby, just like the screwdrivers & a 4 pack is the closest I’ll ever get to having a 6 pack.....

 

[Squid]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because….”

I’m short and stubby, just like the screwdrivers & a 4 pack is the closest I’ll ever get to having a package in my pants.....

If you win, we'll split the pack..........

 

[Squid]

I do my bit to help to support the West Ham Supporters Charity Cause

;o)))