Easy like a Sunday morning

[GMES]

So who else has a pet that rules the roost.
I can't believe I'm sat on the floor while his majesty is sprawled all over the sofa.
And then I justify it to our lass by saying, oh but he's comfy, don't disturb him.

And we think we're the ones in charge!!!

 

[telectrix]

least he could do would be to shove up a bit, make room for you.

 

[GMES]

He's a selfish sod Tel, but we love them all the same don't we.

 

[MDJ]

So who else has a pet that rules the roost.
I can't believe I'm sat on the floor while his majesty is sprawled all over the sofa.
And then I justify it to our lass by saying, oh but he's comfy, don't disturb him.

And we think we're the ones in charge!!!View attachment 45965 View attachment 45966

I agree

 

[GMES]

Looks like you've got double trouble there Mike.

 

[MDJ]

Looks like you've got double trouble there Mike.

Yeah LOL, but I love em to bits, the terrier is 13 now, the cockapoo is 2, both are lovely dogs and members of the family.

 

[The Ghost]

I have to say I never allow animals on the seat sorry to be a killjoy but each to their own though!

 

[GMES]

I have to say I never allow animals on the seat sorry to be a killjoy but each to their own though!

I nearly gave you a dislike, then realised I don't want to start another negative rating war thread
Can I ask why mate, obviously it's your choice and your house, I just think you wouldn't make other family members sit on the floor.

 

[rapparee]

I have to say I never allow animals on the seat sorry to be a killjoy but each to their own though!

We used to be like that, but we were won round in the end

 

[The Ghost]

Can I ask why

I don't wish to be contentious, it is just the way I operate with animals. Don't get me wrong I have had two Jack Russells and loved them both to bits, both of them have gone to doggy heaven now though. In fact one time I had spoken to a friend and somehow the phone got left on and they never ceased teasing me on how they could hear me talking to my dog saying stupid but loving things to it on my lap (on the floor I was!) It may be because I was mostly brought up on farms and animals had their place and the dogs were working dogs. They slept outside all the time in the severest of winters in kennels and although loved and well treated, that was the way things were done when I was a kid. They always seemed fine to me. Although if anything I was often caught spoiling them in the kennels and playing with them too much as a kid.

 

[MDJ]

We used to be like that, but we were won round in the end

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Beautiful dog mate, a big thumbs up

 

[GMES]

If humans had hearts like dogs it would be a much better world.

 

[Rpa07]

It’s because @Vortigern has got 400 children so animals would have to be pretty quick to even get a look in!

I nearly gave you a dislike, then realised I don't want to start another negative rating war thread
Can I ask why mate, obviously it's your choice and your house, I just think you wouldn't make other family members sit on the floor.

Edit - it’s 13 but that’s not as funny as 400

 

[Rpa07]

He needs a little moustache brushing after every luncheon date methinks!

We used to be like that, but we were won round in the end

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He’s a cutey!

Even the pig has got a space - anything goes in that house!

 

[Sintra]

If I had dogs the Mrs would have nowhere to lie

 

[Silly Sausage]

This thread is getting far too canine, need to even things up.
Here's one of my cats:

 

[Rpa07]

Did you warn him not to lean against the wet paint? They never listen!

 

[Rpa07]

I always know when Winnie has had a poo because she gets a bit carried away with burying it! Soil on the forehead = done for the day!
She’s not had an accident with a sharpie before you ask!

 

[GMES]

Hey this is supposed to be a Dog thread, ya know proper pets.
Cats only entertain you when they are hungry.
Plus you look stupid walking down the street with one on a lead.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Hey this is supposed to be a Dog thread, ya know proper pets.
Cats only entertain you when they are hungry.
Plus you look stupid walking down the street with one on a lead.

A gorilla walking a dog on a lead down the street would have a few heads turning, I would have thought

 

[Rpa07]

Dog owners carry dog poo in bags! Enough said!

 

[MDJ]

Cat owners are generally girls or ________? well you can imagine lol

 

[GMES]

Dog owners carry dog poo in bags! Enough said!

Better than letting ya cats ---- on everybody's garden

 

[Rpa07]

Ignorance is bliss and dog poo is warm in the bag! Weirdos!

 

[Rpa07]

My cousin in Florida would try to beat the dog to the act by catching the poo before it hit the pavement - so the hand is in the bag and the dog is cuppying - I tried it when taking her dog for a walk, it’s a strange feeling catching a warm doo doo with 0.2mm cellophane between it and your hand!

 

[GMES]

Ignorance is bliss and dog poo is warm in the bag! Weirdos!

I tend to find my .22 with nightscope cures all ignorance.

 

[Rpa07]

I tend to find my .22 with nightscope cures all ignorance.

Now you’re talking like an estate agent! I’m out!

 

[GMES]

I'm kidding ya pillock.
I do have 2 x rifles but only for target shooting, I can't stand cats but equally couldn't hurt one.

 

[GMES]

They always look like they're plotting something sinister, I can't trust them

 

[MDJ]

I have 2 rifles and they are for Hunting and target shooting

 

[rapparee]

He needs a little moustache brushing after every luncheon date methinks!


He’s a cutey!

Even the pig has got a space - anything goes in that house!

Whenever he drinks out of his water bowl he comes over to get his mouth dried.

He has his own toys

Knows them by name, he has several different toys across different family houses. Which ever house he arrives in he runs to that cupboard looking for his toys and bowl etc.

You can't say the word lead, walk or bath, they have to be spelt out.

To him go to work means that someone is leaving the house and he won't be going with them. Because when someone leaves the house he likes to 'go for a spin' he knows to run to a car.

 

[rapparee]

I have 2 rifles and they are for Hunting and target shooting

The only thing I think that should be shot are grey squirrels.

 

[MDJ]

The only thing I think that should be shot are grey squirrels.

Yup I understand however for me it is Magpies, I am a song bird lover and have a good feeder in my garden which I keep going 24-7 365 days a year, the magpies cause havoc with them so I do cull them for the sake of the song birds, otherwise I shoot nothing else, even squirrels which are also a nightmare for some people, however they do not effect my garden songbirds so when I see the odd one I do not shoot it. I love my song birds.

 

[rapparee]

I have 2 rifles and they are for Hunting and target shooting

The only thing I think that should be shot are grey squirrels.

Yup I understand however for me it is Magpies, I am a song bird lover and have a good feeder in my garden which I keep going 24-7 365 days a year, the magpies cause havoc with them so I do cull them for the sake of the song birds, otherwise I shoot nothing else, even squirrels which are also a nightmare for some people, however they do not effect my garden songbirds so when I see the odd one I do not shoot it. I love my song birds.

We still have red squirrels, so I think they should be protected, I'm obviously a bit racist.

My late grandfather used to shoot Grey Crows, they would pick the eyes out of baby lambs if let allowed.

 

[GMES]

I'm all for shooting if it's for controlling the population and farmers live stock but don't agree with it for fun or sport.

 

[MDJ]

The only thing I think that should be shot are grey squirrels.

We still have red squirrels, so I think they should be protected, I'm obviously a bit racist.

My late grandfather used to shoot Grey Crows, they would pick the eyes out of baby lambs if let allowed.

If I caught someone shooting a red squirrel I would shoot them

 

[GMES]

If I caught someone shooting a red squirrel I would shoot them

What about if you saw the red squirrel shooting something though

 

[GMES]

Just to get it back to normality, here's another of jack enjoying a treat. Bloody life of luxury.

 

[rapparee]

I was actually looking up the Grey Crow, I don't think you even have them over in the UK

 

[Rpa07]

He’d probably post on the forum for advice and then 8 pages later he will have a definitive answer but by that time the squirrel would have run out of ammo and gone home or into hiding!
That’s how it goes down in my head anyway!

What about if you saw the red squirrel shooting something though