Things You Would Like to Say on a Thread but Dont?

[Paul.M]

The amount of times that I've held back from saying something on a thread is now getting to me so I've started this thread up so you can say what you like without the none Arms members seeing it and getting all upset by your comments or scarcastic replies.


This idea came about from the new female 18 year old member. After see replied to me and thanked me for helping I would have loved to reply:- "I cant talk to you on the internet any longer due to your sex and age. The last time I spoke with a female teenager I got put on a special register and had to move house away from the local school". :rofl:




This thread could become the most policed on the forum lol.

 

[Octopus]

"do you have a brain" comes to mind on a very regular basis. Especially aimed at those who want all the answers, give only part of the information and refuse to reply to direct questions!!

This thread could get very contencious!

 

[AP Electrical]

18 yr old girl.....It's probably a 48yr old guy from Cardiff scratching himself over your comments.....

 

[Deleted member 26818]

No, can't say that I find it a problem.

 

[HandySparks]

18 yr old girl.....It's probably a 48yr old guy from Cardiff scratching himself over your comments.....

Meanie! You've just shattered Paul's illusions and planted a rather unsavoury image in his mind.

 

[oldtimer]

Well at least she thanked you and everybody for their advise and thats a lot more from some guys who use us a a reference knowledge base. They could learn a lot from her attitude and approach when looking for info.

One other point is that maybe more members are getting irritated because some members have went AWOL ie Topcat and I mut admit there are some posts that I just walk away from

 

[Paul.M]

Meanie! You've just shattered Paul's illusions and planted a rather unsavoury image in his mind.

A "guy" from "Cardiff" thats a sparky??????? No, I cant think of any member that fits that description oliceman:

 

[trev]

I've often had to hold back from saying Just F*****g Google It You Lazy *******
Obviously I realise that would get me banned so I put it more delicately

 

[drew35]

An eighteen year old girl asking what to do next? Take your clothes off for a lads mag, much easier than working for a living. Oh a female electrician, probably build for comfort and not speed....

 

[telectrix]

well, she can come a tighten my gland nuts anytime.

 

[oldtimer]

well, she can come a tighten my gland nuts anytime.

Hold on hold on enough of that or we will have to throw a bucket of water over you

 

[HandySparks]

Hold on hold on enough of that or we will have to throw a bucket of water over you

Bucket of cold water? That'll tighten 'em.

 

[sedgy34]

I've often had to hold back from saying Just F*****g Google It You Lazy *******
Obviously I realise that would get me banned so I put it more delicately

trev,
:smilielol5:your on my christmas card list, only a naf card though lol

 

[sedgy34]

Hold on hold on enough of that or we will have to throw a bucket of water over you

whilst your doing a DB change lol

 

[DurhamSparky]

a live db change with 3 phase!!

 

[DurhamSparky]

normally the phrase "lying ****" and "**** off" come in to my head...!

i would also like to tell some members to "get a ****ing life" when they only blabber on and on about regs and regs and forums and electric and regs and Electrical Trainee and time served and JIB...!

 

[alarm man]

i'll think of something..:thinking:

 

[kathwilcox]

Don't know about saying something but i would have liked to have tapped someone on the nose in the thread about "polarity argument at work" arrogant git!

- - - Updated - - -

i'll think of something..:thinking:

Thought i could smell something burning, LOL

 

[Rockingit]

"If you're so great, why bother with safe isolation? It's not needed for you."

 

[Adam W]

Do any of the younger members remember when facebook had a 'poke' button?
Sometimes I wish this forum had a 'slap' button.

 

[Max Clayton]

The amount of times that I've held back from saying something on a thread is now getting to me so I've started this thread up so you can say what you like without the none Arms members seeing it and getting all upset by your comments or scarcastic replies.


This idea came about from the new female 18 year old member. After see replied to me and thanked me for helping I would have loved to reply:- "I cant talk to you on the internet any longer due to your sex and age. The last time I spoke with a female teenager I got put on a special register and had to move house away from the local school". :rofl:




This thread could become the most policed on the forum lol.

Hmmmmmm? ;-)

 

[ian.settle1]

Do any of the younger members remember when facebook had a 'poke' button?
Sometimes I wish this forum had a 'slap' button.

What about "You need a bloody good kicking button" as well

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well at least she thanked you and everybody for their advise and thats a lot more from some guys who use us a a reference knowledge base. They could learn a lot from her attitude and approach when looking for info.

One other point is that maybe more members are getting irritated because some members have went AWOL ie Topcat and I mut admit there are some posts that I just walk away from

Aye ............ does anyone know where Topcat has gone ? ... and Specialist too come to think of it.

 

[Geordie Spark]

I've often had to hold back from saying Just F*****g Google It You Lazy *******
Obviously I realise that would get me banned so I put it more delicately

I have to say I do admire your restraint.

Are ye sure yer a Geordie ?????!!!!! :confused5:

 

[Steve_P]

Aye ............ does anyone know where Topcat has gone ? ... and Specialist too come to think of it.

Nope but there's a couple of members in a band though. Wonder if they're any good.

 

[sedgy34]

Nope but there's a couple of members in a band though. Wonder if they're any good.

I will txt him I have his number

 

[Top Cat]

Hi everyone i'm back!!

Been working my butt off for the last few months, 12 hour days and knackered when i got home.

Back to normal now so more time on my hands to give some "catty comments"!

Thanks for asking about me.

 

[sedgy34]

Hi everyone i'm back!!

Been working my butt off for the last few months, 12 hour days and knackered when i got home.

Back to normal now so more time on my hands to give some "catty comments"!

Thanks for asking about me.

it must be the love on this forum lol

 

[Geordie Spark]

Hi everyone i'm back!!

Been working my butt off for the last few months, 12 hour days and knackered when i got home.

Back to normal now so more time on my hands to give some "catty comments"!

Thanks for asking about me.

Welcome back. :sunny:

 

[Paul.M]

"woman electrician and what to do next" thread...

I would like to say to the two morrons telling her not to get her 17th ed to go and ---- off. Idiots, all because they have the level 3 (and so does she btw) their telling her that she doesnt need it and that its only for domestic?

Sound advice lads from people that dont understand the regs and how they work away from a classroom.

 

[sedgy34]

you f...ing crettin you cant add up 2+2 never mind attempting ohms law d..khead

 

[imago]

"You appear to have run out of knowledge. I suggest you 'fly' off and top up before you come back."

"Stop what you're doing and look on the floor behind you. You will see a line, it's the one you should be the other side of."

"Thank you for posting that. You have single handedly proved Darwin wrong."

"You are living proof that your ancestors ***gged Buffalo."

"What ****ing shaved monkey did that?!!"

Are ones that I would love to post in reply to some of the posts currently on page one of the general board.

!!!Disclaimer!!!
Any words substituted by asterisks in the above comments can only be interpreted by consenting adults. Anyone who interprets them in such a way as to result in their taking offence agrees to pay me One Hundred Thousand Pounds in compensation for wrongly interpreting their intended purpose.